Practically Perfect

I’m not Christian, I don’t go to church anymore, and my pastor died, but when he was alive I’d sometimes go to his sermons and I remember one time he said “it feels good to hate, but we know that it isn’t allowed, so when we’re told that we’re allowed to hate someone we get so excited that we forget we’re supposed to love”, and if my humble atheist ass might borrow some church talk I’d like to perhaps submit that

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.

there is something erotic about watching someone be extraordinarily competent at something especially if they're also really passionate about it

Ser Arlan lives AU where they reach Ashford Meadow for the tourney and greet Baelor who takes interest in Dunk but the old man won't let him have a "moment" with his squire so Baelor enter the lists just to unhorse Arlan again and piss him off and show off to Dunk bc he's a petty prince, it's not hard to do that bc Dunk's already smitten for him and it's all Arlan's fault bc he fed the Baelor soul of chivalry agenda to him lol

They sent a picture as proof ig??? and I would like to bleach my eyes

PROOF??? pls tell me it was just a pick of the stuff together and not the activity 😭

The second one

Anti-Stratfordian who thinks Shakespeare did write his plays but he was from somewhere else

swallowing a sword to please my ailing king and i get it down my throat and i start gagging and coughing but im blushin g and shaking alittle and i push it down further and cross my legs for reasons the court does not understand and then i pull the sword out and gasp for air and i like spit on it and my makeups all fucked up and the guards instantly riddle me with crossbow bolts