Tabula Rasa

Getting your toenails clipped while you are here

Chewable medications that can be hidden in food

my poor parrotlet might have been having a rough time at the vet recently

sorry but in my opinion this is so rude

Maybe it’s because I’m from a third-world country, but in my eyes lawnmower man is such a gigantic cunt I cannot even believe my eyes reading this story. Part of being in a community, even a tiny, ad hoc one like a neighborhood is recognising that there are parts of our spaces that overlap, and we give and take from those spaces in equal measure. In my neighborhood, that means my neighbors are allowed to stay up until 3 AM partying if they want. You won’t hear a peep from me unless you’re doing it every night. I party too, and we both understand each other. It means my neighbor’s kids can play the drums and ride their very loud motorcycle outside. I have my own loud hobbies, and we all respect each other. And if you leave a note on my door asking me to be quiet while you have your WEDDING? Of course man, no problem! I hope it’s a sunny day and the ceremony is beautiful! I know that if I ever need anything, you will help me out as well. I mean come on, people. Are you seriously searing over one afternoon of your life? That is such a reasonable request. You were probably being quiet anyway! Stop trying to be the main character and build connections with the people around you. Being nice costs nothing and will only bring you gains. How else do you expect people to be respectful and kind to you, if not in return?

And maybe the lawnmowing neighbour feels justified because they have been left out of neighbourly courtesy. Illogical reactions can start with the smallest slights.

I FINALLY FOUND IT AGAIN

Tidying Up

Across The Spiderverse + Trivia

*clicks play*: IT ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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