jings crivens

me in the echo chamber: exactlyyy, literallyyyy

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

hate how they forced bugs bunny into anti-weed propaganda in the 90s, as if bugs bunny wouldn’t love smoking weed 

To be perfectly fair, bugs bunny would also love taking money for starring in anti-weed propaganda and then using said money to buy weed

bugs bunny is not real 

johnny cash's little brother jimmy pennies is 3 inches tall and has a voice only dogs can hear

beautiful caffeine on an empty stomach I'm going to live forever

Grace is one of the most classic things to fall from

That and the monkey barrrsssss

my bedsheet is pregnant and it's. the rest of my laundry

there's 👏 still 👏 time 👏