eating credit cards right out of the bag

peace like a river flows

I will forever yearn summer ‘22

I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol

I would rather be alone than half loved

slime monster obama: my jello americans

beautiful women named "storage space running out" keep texting me every day

you can't hide anything from me. my intuition is too strong. I'll sense it, dream it, see it or find it out.

*takes puff of cigarette like in a horrible french movie* ah yes, still depressed

"it's not that deep" with the power of this shovel anything is possible

"Block this ad" isn't good enough, I need a feature that directly tells the company "this was so shit that it lowered my opinion of your product"

we're getting closer to 2030 and what are we supposed to do then. that's not a number for a year to be

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the cats are gonna keep trying until they evolve to a point that they’re actually able to consume plastic. and then global pollution will be over

they need to invent a digestive system that behaves predictably and correctly