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if you’re reading this it means you have an excellent taste for blogs

Third base is when you watch me shut down and go nonverbal in public from overstimulation.

will I kill the period cramps or will the period cramps kill me first

unrestrained summer fun

@allofthebeanz

finally watching oscar winning critically acclaimed movies and thinking damn this movie is good they should give it some kind of award for how good it is. has anyone heard of this. could be big.

goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries

i've mistaken the ache in my chest for hope

“you’re so quiet” thanks! i actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me

I can't do anything right or even FEEL anything right & I'm sick of it

you have to stop biting the hand that feeds you. go for the neck