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i wrapped my heart up for u in foil in case you want it later it's in the fridge

happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

noooo dont turn off your phone im literally inside it

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One of the most annoying genres of people on the internet are people who act like they believe science is one single monolithic thing. Like, you'll see an article saying something like "scientists studying the movement of tectonic plates", and then in the comments there'll be several smug people saying "smh why are scientists doing this instead of finding a cure for cancer", like. Why would a geologist be doing that.

Guys who don't stop thrusting after they cum go to heaven

(no drinks in) who wants me

do you think watching a million movies & shows is going to fill the hole in my heart. be honest

do most people actually have a thing in their brain that tells them to drink water before their mouth goes dry and they have a headache. is that real. i have been told that headache is not supposed to be the primary sign of being thirsty but that sounds fake to me.

i wish there was a way to say "you're right, but this is really ineffective and even counterproductive messaging to anyone who doesn't already agree with you" without sounding like an asshole

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

i think there is something fundamentally wrong with me but that's okay

nvm i’ve said too much #unknowme

for me to be known is to be humiliated Lowkey