Derpnote

Maybe one day we can stop moralizing the concept of privilege & everyone will get normaler about being told they have relative privilege over other people. Like literally everyone everywhere in some way. It's fine. Being aware of it can't hurt you

There's such an endless chorus of outraged "but what if I'm poor? What if I'm autistic" and it's like. Ok. You're not getting this at all let's just start over

But what if I’m the one kid in the pit in Omelas?

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell

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Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

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his wife has filled his house with chintz

man next to me at the bar (speaking to another man): you look like the mothrrfucker from jennifers body - no no no you dont get it... have you seen the movie ?? ok so this dude is gonna sacrifice her and that's YOU! you look like that dude - you never seen Jennifer's body dude?? you look like you're gonna sacrifice her (gesturing to woman next to the man) (to the woman) he's gonna sacrifice you dude

if you follow your dreams, you too can also sit in an idaho rest stop and write fanfic on your laptop with your internet box

i dont care if mondays rife,tuesday qednesday full of strife, thursday fuck my baka life, its friday im in sucks