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having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

Hello transgender woman. You deserve partners who are *excited* to introduce you to their friends

[ID: Death Note art of Light Yagami against the brat green color. He's holding up an apple to his open mouth, ready to bite. His eyebrows furrow. An arrow pierces through the apple and appears to go into his mouth and out through the back of his head, splattering neon pink blood onto his hair and collar. The blood spraying from the arrow's tip is shaped like hearts blooming off it.]

hey so i'd never actually heard the entire death note musical before and now i'm listening to playing his game for the first time ever and. i am SHAKING what the FUCK is this gay ass song

it's really funny how the entire world basically just blew the fuck up six short years ago and nobody wants to admit that that may have had some lasting consequences lmao

Why do so many people have ME, POTS, and/or MCAS now?? An iNtERnEt TrENd?!!!! Oh I don’t know maybe it was the mass disabling event we had 6 years ago…

the funniest moment in dungeon meshi is when marcille is having her nightmare and brings up her dead bird while also talking about her dead dad, saying “papa and pipi” and laios automatically assumes pipi is marcilles third nonbinary parent on top of her mom and dad

Why is it that every time I google something like "Are olives poisonous to cats" the top results are always like "Fun fact: Cats are carnivores! This means that they eat meat. There is no reason to include olives in a cat's diet. You should feed your cat cat food, which is dry or wet food especially designed for cats. You can purchase this at a store." like is there a single person alive on the planet who's googled "Are blueberry muffins safe for cats" because they're planning on switching their cat to a muffin-only diet??? No, I'm asking because the little bastard somehow popped open the packet while I was putting away the groceries and dragged one under the couch before I could react and now I need to know if I should call the after-hours vet. "Cats should not eat spaghetti." NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!!!! "Try to keep human food away from cats." i live in a studio apartment with a completely silent and permanently hungry apex predator who has the intelligence of a toddler and the desperate Machiavellian cunning of a creature who spent his formative months on the streets. He can already open doors and he is this 👌 close to learning how to open the microwave. He is stronger than me and covered in knives. So im gonna do my best but for the moment i just need you to tell me whether this yoghurt is going to kill my son y/n

For plants specifically, there’s also a wildly detailed set of posts and listings about toxicity on the old, wonderful, Plants Are the Strangest People blog

Which kingdom heart is this

Don’t know how I got here but at least I found an ending.