,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,·"

please stop this looks like a real tumblr ad

I literally didn't question it until I read the post. I was just about to be happy the tumblr shitpost ad ecosystem was beginning to heal.

Tumblr i miss ads like these. I need ads like these back and not the ai fried egg titties or the ai chat bot "no really our bot will totally fuck you unlike other ai bots" ads. I miss the purity of how truly weird the ads were.

tomodachi life giving you so many oppertunities for custom images and text with no filters means the obvious answer is of course to fill it with sex and penis. which is why i appreciate that every tomodachi life post ive seen is actually pretty lacking in sex and penis. instead we've been giving our miis enough cigarettes to kill a small village.

so fucked up that "most comfortable position" and "least painful position" are Not the same.

see also "least painful position" and "position requiring the least energy to maintain"

masculine energy this feminine energy that. well i’m out of energy

need me some of this "renewable energy" I keep hearing about

probiotic drinks are so funny. we put a billion guys in here

trauma dumpling

Anything that gets my dick hard is sci-fi and anything that gets my pussy wet is fantasy

True but I don’t agree