Only Once Upon A Dream

@phantomrose96

concept: what if lancer tried to learn ghost speak to understand danny better?

haha my prompt was “fan content for some dp fic of mine would be great“ and Ghost Speak is mY J A M lol i’m sorry only the last page is relevant but i felt like it needed context

*lies down a lot*

*lies down, perhaps, forever*

She’s working at the hospital since Rhona came to town,

Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhona’s come to town,

Hide away, hide away, she’s come to take us down.

Miss Rhona’s at the doorstep, I’ll keep 6 feet away,

But Grandma needs the paper, I’ll take her some today,

Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhona’s come to stay,

Hide away, hide away, we can’t come out to play.

But Grandma needs the paper, I’ll take her some today,

And here’s a note from Rhona, she wanted me to say,

Hide away, hide away, keep 6 feet away,

[Image ID: Tumblr user @neanderthyall says in the notes, “I thought that 6 feet was kind of a double meaning. Like six feet away to stop the spread, but when people die they’re six feet underground, and its six feet of the dirt that keeps you apart. Like ‘Hide away, hide away, even though it hurts Hide away, hide away, or the six feet will be dirt’.” End ID.]

I’ve taken the liberty of expanding the lyrics slightly and coming up with a tune:

Daddy’s at the food store, Mummy’s out of town, She’s working at the hospital since Rhona came to town, Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhona’s come to town, Hide away, hide away, she’s come to take us down.

Miss Rhona’s at the doorstep, I’ll keep 6 feet away, But Grandma needs the paper, I’ll take her some today, Hide away, hide away, Miss Rhona’s come to stay, Hide away, hide away, we can’t come out to play.

I need to see the sunlight, I’ve not been out in days And here’s a note from Rhona, she wanted me to say, Hide away, hide away, keep 6 feet away, Hide away, hide away, she took us down today

Bunny day flooring, Bunny day fence, Bunny day merry baloons, Bunny day wall clock, Bamboo lunch box, Orange end table

I also have few extra furniture pieces:

Box corner sofa (teal), cute bed (pink), futon, old sewing machine,  refrigerator (white), toilet (white), cypress bath tub,

If any one has

I WAS PROMISED A BATTLE

*throws down gauntlet*

2) It was super awesome!

He’s like a fucking heroic cryptid.

Just imagine it, your village/region/kingdom is under attack by some monster or another and out of the trees this slender little twunk appears and immediately starts acting like he’s gonna help.

And you’re skeptical of course cause look at him.

And then you find out that he’s basically a one man army who just fuckin wrecks the dragon/god/monsters/etc terrorizing your place before he breaks all of the pots in town and disappears again.

Bomber jackets, Brexit, Beto loses Texas

13th Doctor saves the day, guess what all your faves are gay

#MeToo, heroin, Cold War starting up again

Syria, blue/white gown, tearing racist statues down

Pussy hats, protests, universal unrest

MAGA hats and Russian spies, British politician lies