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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year

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this sounds like a party to me

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Hello! Would you like the "Where's my wife?", or, "Where's everyone going, bingo?"
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ok but give me one good reason why you wouldnβt date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog
βmiss piggy would make it look like an accidentβ
This keeps going past on my dash and I canβt let it go any longer. Itβs time to see the record straight.
Miss Piggy doesnβt have a subtle bone in her floppy felt body. There is no possible way she could ever make it look like an accident.
Miss Piggy would make you into an example.
Failure to reach the heavens
HOLY SHIT

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by request, more of these little enchanted tea kettle adoptables (available on my kofi!) (patreon) (linktree)
A reminder to everyone (including myself) who need to slow down and breathe.
Me, talking about Batman and his kids to anyone I can.
ITS MARCH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
*approaching a trio*
so who's friday the 13th, who's pi day, and who's the ides of march

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GO FERB GO!!!πͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺπͺ
poll game!
there were ~60 conspirators to kill caesar but they only managed to stab him 23 times. assuming a conspirator got to stab him a max of only 1 time, try to split yourselves into the same percentages as those 2069 years ago
23/60 who did stab him = 38.3%
37/60 who didn't stab him = 61.7%
Tumblr for like a month before March 15th
is that a knife in your pocket or are you just happy to see me, hehehe wait what-
for the ides of march, tumblr should give us a button to stab people. and a badge for stabbing a lot of people.

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iβll literally never have enough of that dylan b hollis dude cause like. hes a college student who just.,.blew up on tiktok. he has the soul of a man who has lived for 60 years in the body of a twink. he cooks and is surprised every single time. he goes CINAMIN everytime he uses cinnamon. he has the kitchen of a 60s house wife and cooks like hes going to kill someone
other favorites include
- βmoo juice!β
- E G G - G I E
- BUTTER GO BRRRRRRRR
- Floof powder
Other highlights:
βIt doesnβt tell ya how to eat it, so I donβt know if I need a knife and fork or if I need to tie my hair backβ (about the very phallic looking candle salad)
βThis pie is referred to as a chiffon. Now what does that mean? It means it was written by a white person.β
βWe take our can of Spam and we cry :)β
βThis doesnβt need salt it needs help!β
βIβm going to assume we have the same size package, although the last time I assumed that I wound up stunned and quite self-conscious.β
βDEMON BABY!!β
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βNothing says the holidays like AMBIGUOUS MEAT!β
*something falls in the kitchen as heβs making a bad one* βI think Iβve summoned something.β
βDo I need to call the police or a priest?β *oven beeps eerily on time* ββ¦ A priest.β
*opening a can of savoury beans for a sweet recipe* βNow I walk through the valley of the shadow of deathβ¦β
β βAdd nuts.β Wha- How much? I need nut instructions.β *looks up as he realises what he just said*
*tastes a sweet pie thatβs turned out great* βNothing makes sense anymore! Why are you good? You have a bag of beans in you!β
*cooking a βdate creamβ* βIβve never made a date cream beforeβ I mean, Iβve never cooked a date cream before.β
Bothering the beast