A Queen But Uncrowned

the entire point of life is to be silly, kind, and really weird btw.

Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post

ppl in big cities be like "south side" "east end" "upper west side" "north beach" "southwest corner" "left area" "diagonal land"

in small towns we dont need all this specifity nonsense when giving directions. its either by the walmart or its on the opposite side from the walmart

#this is two-walmart small town erasure#and i won't stand for it#it's the old walmart and the new walmart ( @sorrelchestnut )

If you've got two Walmarts it's not a small town. Jfc showing off with your two Walmarts.

i LOVE when the tumblr girlies judge the met gala outfits this is practically a holiday to me

I personally think they should make a What If episode where they take down Captain America because they shot him in zee legs because his shield is the size of a dinner plate and he’s an idiot

life really is about being 13 and ridiculously into percy jackson books. after that whatever idk

I hope Britney gets to sue the shit out of her family, that she gets to have a baby, that her boyfriend gets to drive her around in his fucking car, but most of all I really hope she gets free from this shit and that she gets to take a break like she wants to.

SIGH

IT GETS WORSE WITH EVERY ADDITION

how does this get even worse

Quiet everyone the USA citizens learning there's other languages and countries outside of the USA

55 days until people all over the world are scheduled to descend on Tacoma, WA in the name of Harry Styles. Would love it if the host would RSVP (🔪😓).

(climbing through your bedroom window at night) oh don’t worry i’m vaccinated. why are you screaming

Team “I imagined a scenario too hard and it upset me”

“we need more platonic relationships in media” your inability to turn off your shipping brain is a You problem

wait. castiel pulled dean out of hell because he was commanded to do so. but castiel pulled sam out of hell because he wanted to. that was an act of free will. it was choice he made, simply because he loved sam and wanted him to live. in this essay, I will—