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most sane group of dc siblings

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A child dressed as a hero is no more than that

At first, the rest of the Justice League think Captain Marvel just likes privacy. That his refusal to share his birthday is because he doesn't want to leak any bit of his identity. But a rumor starts that he doesn't tell anyone because he has trauma related to the date. Whispers around the Watchtower whenever Captain is particular down that maybe that day is his birthday, and they walk on eggshells for a the whole day.

In reality... Billys birthday is February 29th. A leap year date. He doesn't even technically have a birthday most years, so he isnt super offended when no one tells him happy birthday the few times it does come around.

I just learned about this, and was like, hey! I'm a terrible artist, that sounds right up my alley!

Anyway, I don't actually keep up with comic books much these days. I think the Shazam stuff is supposed to be pretty okay since Rebirth? But man, the early 2000s-New 52 era was rough.

Billy: *checking out his costume* “Uh… I don’t like this Mr Batman Sir.”

Billy is wearing a costume similar to Dick and Jason’s except with shorts instead of tighty-whiteys. Mary is wearing a costume similar to Stephanie’s.

Mary: “Yeah, by the way, is this costume used?”

Spoiler: “Yes, and you look adorable!” *taking like five hundred pictures*

Robin!Damian: “Father, why exactly do we need the extra, unneeded help?”

Batman: “Don’t worry about it, Robin.” *pushes him towards Billy and Mary* “Now say cheese.”

After Bruce took a singular photo, he set them and Damian loose.

Batman: “Robins, since there are now three of you, you may go as a group.”

Robin!Damian: “I don’t have to accompany you, father?”

Batman: “No. Now go on. Stop crime. Watch your sibli— I mean, watch your partners, Robin.”

Mary and Billy: “Yes!”

Robin!Damian: “He was talking to me…” *starts walking off*

Mary and Billy: *follow after him*

Billy: *whispering to Mary* “What was that stutter from Mr Batman Sir?”

Mary: *shrugs*

Later, all three of them stood on a rooftop. Mary and Billy didn’t really know their way around Gotham nor know much about its rogues so they just let Robin take the reins of their little trio.

Robin!Damian: “Alright you both, this is a standard mugging. You both take down one man while I take the other.”

Mary and Billy: “Okay!”

Later…

Robin!Damian: *already took his guy down*

Mary and Billy: *stomping their guy out*

Robin!Damian: “Hey.”

Mary and Billy: *still stomping their guy out*

Robin!Damian: “Hey!”

Mary and Billy: *continue stomping*

Robin!Damian: “HEY!”

Mary and Billy: *both stop*

Robin!Damian: “Tie him up and move on.”

Mary and Billy: “Yes Robin!” *salute*

Mary: Yeah even the shoe sizes are correct! Isn't it a bit weird to have this kind of coincidence?

Bruce: What nonsense..*Click, Click, Click 📷*. It's perfectly normal. *Click, Click, Click 📷*, Alfred hold this camera I'm gonna get more.

Alfred: I'm sorry Master Bruce but my hands are already busy with my own Camera.

Bruce: Cass?

Cassandra: *Slowly bringing up her own Camera, and taking a picture of the twins. Continuing to coo over them.*

Bruce: DICK??

Tim: *Half awake, living on two energy drinks and spite* Yeah. Obviously.

Freddy: Do you guys have eldritch horrors in here too?

OMG IT'S HAPPENING. EVERYBODY STAY CALM

*my bro in the back* "sis calm down"

STAY FUCKING CALM

EVERYBODY CALM THE FUCK DOWN DOWN.

WE'RE GETTING ANOTHER COMIC IN JULY GUYS!!!

Don't believe me? See for yourself ---> !!!

From the website:

"In The Magical Mysteries of Shazam! by writer Steve Orlando (Supergirl, Martian Manhunter) and artist Giopota, Billy Batson has had to grow up fast. Life with Tawny, a talking tiger and also Billy’s adoptive uncle, is humble. It’s not always easy! Billy lives with Tawny’s other foster children, Darla, Pedro, and Freddy. Despite all he’s been through, Billy is willfully hopeful. In addition to all the struggles a blended foster family faces, Fawcett City isn’t exactly the safest place to live. It might be a fantastic, whimsical city full of both humans and talking animals, but it’s also got a monster problem—in fact, a Monster Society! Soon Billy is granted the ability to say a magic word and transform into a mighty hero! Fawcett City cheers its new champion—and little do they know, he’s one of their own. Or do they? Because Billy’s siblings are pretty sure they saw him turn into a full-grown superhero."

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MY THEORY BRAIN IS GOING WILD!!!

The monster society! The Shazamily, but missing both Mary and Eugene weirdly. Tawney being their adoptive parent!!

Billy Batson:

Tawky Tawny:

Captain Marvel:

Shazam:

Darla Dudley:

Pedro Peña:

Freddy Freeman:

And now for the less expected

Not really a surpise given the Monster Society were mentioned in the announcement, but here we have Mr Mind, who is apparently Fawcett City's mayor in this version:

King Kull, here portrayed as the Principal of Billy's school:

Big Surprise here, as aside from a brief cameo in the 2019 film she hasn't appeared in anything since the 70s, we have Cissie Sommerly:

And in characters so obscure I initially assumed he had been created for this series, we have her brother Pete Sommerly, looking a bit more... hyena-ish than he did back in the Fawcett days: