fiendish dr. wu

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

OK but I'm not imagining that we used to recharge batteries. Am I? You remember this, right? You'd click them into a little thing, a little double bed, and a green bar would go up in a satisfying manner, and after a couple hours you could put the batteries back in your CD player. You could use the same batteries over and over! I'm not making it up!! We used to do that!!!

so-called "free thinkers" when Gasolina comes on

gosh, look at how much time has passed, relative to some salient memory

and now Lamine Yamal must participate in an UNICEF's photoshoot with a baby that will defeat him in 19 years

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

notice how everyones 30 now

We Are the Daughters of the Microbes Who Could Survive in an Oxygen-rich Atmosphere

i’m so sick explaining things i’ve started adding hyperlinks to my speech

as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha

Whenever I see "skip intro" on X-Men '97 I just think, "that seems unnecessary."