i love my fictional lizard wife

Back in how 2023 I drew a lineup of how different his animal form's designs can be depending on which part of his design they draw and what he uses those forms for. such as the bear having a mix of his hair colour and leg fur colour and the cat having pupils and looking more realistic after the magic dissipates to blend in. I also saved a HD closeup of his cat form since its really small and hard to see in the full lineup because I wanted to add in a liddol guye for scale (dnd monster scaling is WILD. Those are just their heights at the shoulder, standing up his huge shapes would be closer to 10 feet tall)

Is the best part that he got doxxed? No.

Is the best part that he got tracked down by a local and beaten? No.

Arrested on state at federal charges, looking at up to 5 years and 50K? Nope.

The best part is the local city council's reaction.

After the incident, another video went viral showing what appeared to be that man getting a beating. The Maui Police Department said they had no record of any reports of disorderly conduct or assault related to the monk seal incident.

tagged by: @cregan-starks tyyyyy <3

last song: punk by gorillaz

favorite color: blueee

currently watching: good omens 2... slowly

currently reading: i am Not. whoops

sweet/spicy/savory: SPICY

relationship status: single :(

current obsession: narcos, my star wars au, volcanology, historical fashion, across the spiderverse, making chai

last thing I googled: does pots run in families (LMAO)

currently working on: to the ends of the earth, my hq star wars au <333333

tagged by: @axreliono

last song: i dont wanna do this anymore by pvris

favorite color: pinkkk

currently watching: attorney woo, or whatever its called in english im watching it in spanish

currently reading: Venus in furs but like very slowly bcs life

sweet/spicy/savory: uhmmm all??

relationship status: single :DDD

current obsession: i dont think im focused on anything at the moment tbh, maybe kuromi but like thats something thats always in the background

last thing I googled: star wars jokes

currently working on: my thesis:)) kneecaps in hope ur prouf of mee

Last song: The Red by Chevelle

Favorite color: purple

Currently watching: just finished watching Warm Bodies with my sister

Currently reading: read an ushiten fic earlier (was cute), yesterday I read the Nimona comic (was good) and I Am Legend (was trash, 0/10), might read Frankenstein later (have never read it before and someone gifted me a copy)

Sweet/spicy/savory: depends on my mood, like all of them

Relationship status: have been with my partner for almost 11 years

Current obsession: the writing project I've been working on for over a year

Last thing I googled: the weather (@axreliono I've googled the same thing as you lol)

Currently working on: nothing, I'm forcing myself to take a break from writing until next week (and yes, Cake, I'm proud of you for working on your thesis. Keep it up!)

Last song: School of IKB by Hypnosis Mic -D.R.B.- (Buster Bros!!!)

Favorite color: lately i'd say green, but it changes a lot

Currently watching: yu yu hakushou, plus following as new episodes come out jujutsu kaisen 2, bungou stray dogs 5 and one piece

Currently reading: "The life of Romulus" by Plutarch (for school)

Sweet/spicy/savory: sweet! i can't handle spice that well, but i enjoy savory foods

Relationship status: single & never had a relationship

Current obsession: hypnosis mic... again. there's something about august that brings me back in there

Last thing I googled: "tim fearon". they announced the cast for the magnus protocol and i wanted to hear him specifically cause his character's name is distorted (like jonathan sims' and alexander j newall's)

Currently working on: getting through my summer homework. writing is getting sidelined for that but i do try to (if not write) at least think about my wip every day

last song: cherry by lana del rey

favorite color: hard one,,, either red or some specific shades of green

currently watching: i'm re-watching the sandman!

currently reading: uno, nessuno e centomila by luigi pirandello. i am reading VERY slowly

sweet/spicy/savory: SWEETTTT i love sweets

relationship status: happily single

current obsession: good omens.... i am not feeling good

last thing i googled: manicomio di bisceglie. don't ask

currently working on: getting through each day without losing my marbles. eating healthy. writing a smut fic

last song: angel by pinkpantheress

favorite color: its a secret youll never guess

currently watching: rewatching hannibal (save me i have so much autism)

currently reading: loveless by alice oseman

sweet/spicy/savory: tbis is so hard. it depends on my mood but sweet most often

relationship status: i dont know man. its rough out here

current obsession: sterma . a fucking ship . ive been so obsessed with them for so long im going insane

last thing i googled: "lets take ibuprofen together

currently working on: not dying!! making sure mt chronic illness doesnt get any worse. also getting better at overwatch support

last song: ATLiens by Outkast (now m.A.A.d city by Kendrick Lamar & MC Eiht)

favorite color: i love pink and green and idk every color tbh :3

currently watching: The Boys, Invincible

currently reading: Wolverine and the X-men (2011)

sweet/spicy/savory: savory :3 with lots of salt! and sweet! but i mainly like them separate.

relationship status: taken! :3

current obsession: sterma . a fucking ship . ive been so obsessed with them for so long im going insane

last thing i googled: "the dhole's house"

currently working on: clearing out emails... so i can finally not worry about how much bs is going on in there LOL. i finished one account but i have more to do...

Guy tied up in chair: uh…theres just one guy over there.

Mafia boss: Yeah. That’s Lil’ Tony. He’s got one of dem conditions where he’s got multiple mooks n’ his head. But when Big Tony fronts you’re gonna be in big trouble.