Kheli Weli

boys suck dick but MEN turn the penis into balloon animal shapes

No, it’s perfect

He learned from Gabriel who always looks like he can smell ass

i love gaboon vipers why do they move like that

What you have before you are deconstructed, rustic chicken breast fritters coated lightly in breadcrumbs and toasted until crisp and golden- the sauce is a tomato, worcestershire, and vinegar reduction, with the vinegar for some brightness, and some brown sugar for sweetness to offset the umami of the chicken

I love what you’ve done with the presentation of your plate. it’s simple yet fun. it shows that you’re mature but you’re not afraid to show your inner child. However, with that being said, there is way too much sauce on the plate and the flavor could use more acidity. Your chicken is under seasoned. I feel like you could have used more salt. For these reasons, we had to chop you.   

new favorite conspiracy theory is that the lottery only exists to capture time travelers

I also now have a new favourite conspiracy theory

Customer: *Squilliam voice* On your lunch break, Squiddy? Employee: *Squidward voice* Squilliam Fancyson from band class?! Customer: Still playing the cash register, are we? *Squilliam laugh*

god i miss playing minecraft i just wanna eat berries and kill

good news! you can also do that in new jersey for free

i fucking love this unhinged website

no alcohol in this flask girl this is miso soup

#20+40=60+8=68+2=70+5=75

Count by 10’s, (eg 37, 47, etc) then add a bunch of ones till there’s 8

break it down to 20 + 40 and 7 + 8.which turns to 60 + 15 which becomes 75

Kermit Variations... kermit but he has the patterns of these neon toxic frogs

Kermitfaces...

I can name all those MK Ninjas.

Yes, but can you name all of the kermits?

Kermit, Rermit, Yermit, Blermit, Indermit, Germit, and of course Nega-Kermit