Incorrect Choni, Beronica, and Swangs Quotes

trying to get into new shows but nothing will compare to the rush i felt watching toni break cheryl out of conversion therapy and them kissing in the light of the projector for the very first time live 💔

the funniest thing about people who love euphoria but hate riverdale is that they most definitely have a jughead “i’m weird i’m a weirdo” complex but will never know it because they would never watch the show

i had a dream where cheryl was living in a european country (possibly switzerland or france or italy) and she travelled back to the us to get jason who was somehow alive again (but as a zombie like in spn 2x04) so he was just killing random ppl who wronged him in riverdale (including penelope who was the one to resurrect him) and so cheryl was there not to stop him but to protect him and take him home with her to switzancaly. she had already purchased two plane tickets home so she didn’t really try that hard to convince him bc she thought that was all she needed to do, but when she got to the airport zason (zombie jason) slipped away and while she was looking for him she met shemod, who became the first riverdale character to use they/them pronouns. the two of them bonded over being fucking insane. suddenly zason showed up with toni as his captive. shemod shot zason in the head and was immediately dragged away by airport security for somehow managing to smuggle a gun in. crying, cheryl cradled zason’s almost-dead body in her arms and tearfully agreed to stake zason’s body to his casket and finally let him rest. all of this happened within a very short period of time, and cheryl realized she still has an extra plane ticket and asked toni to come with her. toni agreed, mostly because she needed a break from this hell town. the two of them eloped.

calling the mcu riverdale for men is just insulting to riverdale. last i checked riverdale was funny