Mimi

women who cook four pounds of pasta by accident are valid

@she-rando

This is very useful to me i have absolutely no gauge for how old children are and what they can typically do at what ages

I’ve been on Tumblr too long I was definitely expecting this to turn into some existentialist meme

Every writer needs to see this because I’m really tired of otherwise competent novels in which a two year old is like “mother dearest I do believe I am quite frightened” or conversely they’re supposed to be five and going “me hungie!!!”

Enemies-to-lovers, but instead of featuring a villain redemption arc, the heroic one is getting progressively more corrupt, unhinged and fucked up, and the one who was originally the clear-cut villain out of the two is just like "well mark me down as scared and horny"

the opposite of the four horsemen of the apocalypse….the four knights of paradise 

Why did they do a vastly superior CGI lion literally 15 years ago asfdsalkj

Stuart Little came out in 1999

I dindt know that rat was gay good for him tho

AU where the one time Luz accidentally calls Amity mittens, she just fucking decks her in the face. it is never brought up again.