Moth 🦇

today is. extremely bad. but TOMORROW. I get to play with a giant sword that is on fire

Side note on this: all those college conservatives saying liberal professors are shutting them down because of their conservative ideas and refusing to hear otherwise? In my experience the “shut down” is just being asked to DEFEND their position for the first time and not accepting shitty half thought out “proofs” that fall apart on their own.

europe is so weird because you have like all of southern europe with like just incredibly good and flavorful culinary traditions and then you have countries like the netherlands where you’re surprised they haven’t figured out a way to boil peat from a bog to serve it on a plate, unseasoned

Refo cunt fucking seething because his bog peat had a hint of black pepper in it and he had to spend the rest of the day gargling raw milk to make the burn go away while red in the face and shooting steam from his ears.

Tiny furry philosopher

People often say they hope their deceased pet dog is chasing squirrels in doggy heaven… what did all of those squirrels do to deserve an afterlife of torment?

Dog heaven is also squirrel hell it’s a very efficient system.

i can’t stop fucking laughing at the thought of squirrels sinning so much in the mortal plane that they have to be sent to squirrel hell to atone

They know that the bird feeder isn’t meant for them

woo! nice scan :)

Thank you

I know “oh no”, “oops”, and “uh-oh” are the suggested substitutes, but it really just looks like Microsoft is prompting you for an apology to your potentially offended readers