Milliton

Almost as bad as French.

With French you’re only ever one omitted article away from an obscenity.

Just like how in English anything can be an obscenity if you try really hard and believe in yourself

Merlins slowly explaining the insane magical adventures he's endured to Arthur. Sure he cries, gets scandalized, hooked, shocked. But the only time he's humored, and we're talking so humored he was belly laughing for so hard and so long he went purple in the face, is when Merlin tells him he was the Dolma. It's not really that Merlin was dressed up as a lady, or an old one, but that Merlin looked and acted so fking ridiculous Arthur already chuckled softly whenever he remembered her.

another reason merlin's immortality is awesome is that he has all the time in the world to spend time with freya btw. they only knew each other for like three days tops back when everything was Hectic and Going To Hell but now they get to actually hang out and spend time with each other. really big fan of the idea that merlin just carries around a vial or cup of water or something from the lake and talks to it constantly. when phones are eventually invented he's sitting there like "alright. i'm magic incarnate. over a thousand years of life has led me to this moment. i am GOING to figure out how to install a landline in the lake." and lo and behold he manages it. somehow. the sidhe aren't very happy about it but what can they do