the splash zone

what, you expect him to walk 3 feet/1 meter back? Nah.

I can’t overshare because that would be very humiliating but everyone else should overshare because I like to know everything

we love him

i honestly don't really understand why "some people prefer watching gameplay online rather than playing games themselves" is treated as such a taboo when being a spectator is considered a pretty mundane way to engage with most sports, game shows, reality tv or even just like. chess.

your honor I don't have the skill to 100 percent and/or speedrun games, I am currently dying on the inside as I stumble through Celeste b sides BUT I LOVE WATCHING IT BE DONE!!! You don't even have to be good at it I'm just proud of you!!!!

While i agree i think using Celeste as an example is really funny when considering Assist mode. It’s there to be used!! It is not cheating the devs wouldn’t add it otherwise, the challenge is the reward it doesn’t matter how you choose do it!!

thank you for reminding me of this 😭

i honestly don't really understand why "some people prefer watching gameplay online rather than playing games themselves" is treated as such a taboo when being a spectator is considered a pretty mundane way to engage with most sports, game shows, reality tv or even just like. chess.

your honor I don't have the skill to 100 percent and/or speedrun games, I am currently dying on the inside as I stumble through Celeste b sides BUT I LOVE WATCHING IT BE DONE!!! You don't even have to be good at it I'm just proud of you!!!!

REBLOG THIS TO GIVE THE PERSON YOU REBLOGGED THIS FROM A GOLD STAR BECAUSE THEY’VE BEEN STELLAR TODAY AND THEY DESERVE IT ⭐️

Who wants to see my cat totally brave and not at all scared at the vet

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

dont do this

it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.

tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.

do not do this.

Rip to y'all, but I'm built different. Trying this tonight

Oh that is a... fascinating smell

Don't do this

Alright now I’m curious

Don't do this

World Heritage Post

your honor it has graced my dash

i just had two georg posts in a row, we're living in a beautiful world

people do not actually post 8 Georg posts a day. Georg Georg, who posts 8,456,902 Georg posts a day, was an outlier and should not have been counted.

i like it when people compliment me. i like it... when people like me. (looks around to make sure nobody is about to shoot me)

EVIL. AMAZING. PEAK