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hey real quick can anybody help me find this image that I’ve seen before here on tumblr. it looks like this
the button doesn’t necessarily say “Elucidate the Rapture” but it does say something that’s kind of lengthy and has religious connotations. the woman pushing the button has an expression of indescribable smugness. there might be other buttons on the machine (?) she is pressing.
FOUND IT
Oh this is only the first image in the Eschatron 9000 Series
and the finale, because of the Tumblr image limit
thanks this is part of an even grander incomprehensibleness than I could have expected
I cannot believe that this is a website where you can ask “hey i think i saw a weird image once” and put a bad stick figure drawing of it and someone will be like “oh yeah that’s the first installment of a 12-part post-ironic apocalypse fever dream photoshop series” and just hand you a dozen of the most unhinged images you’ve ever seen in your life, that still have a better three act structure than most modern cinema
I dont think thats the whole photoset…. I found one more
But from what i can gather thats Crystal Thierry, also known as page73girl. Who seems to have been a model for the now defunct biggestletdown.com…
But i have no idea when the eschatron 9000 pictures were made or for that matter the original photos that were used to make it
this is far more than “random person in 2005ish creates surreal visual narrative” - let’s go deeper down the rabbit hole, shall we?
to Immanentize the Eschaton means to bring about utopian conditions and create heaven on Earth
the phrase is first cited in the Discordian religious text, Principia Discordia (1963), for whom Discord (aka Eris) is goddess:
the first line of Robert Anton Wilson and Robert Shea’s 1975 The Illuminatus! trilogy: “It was the year when they finally immanentized the Eschaton.”
in Frederik Pohl’s The Eschaton Sequence (1997 - 1999), the human race is caught up in a galactic war between two alien races attempting to immanentize the eschaton
in Ken Macleod's The Stone Canal (1997), one of the chapters is “Another crack at Immanentising the Eschaton”
Crystal Thierry’s (aka the modern Discordia / Eris) narrative lives in esteemed company
here’s what the warning in the image says btw because i wanted to read it but it was too blurry so i had to spend several minutes hunting for a version with better resolution, so I’m posting it here so nobody else has to make that same journey
“DO NOT OPERATE THE ESCHATRON 9000 UNLESS YOU’RE REALLY, REALLY SERIOUS ABOUT DESTROYING THE WORLD”
also just noticed the labels on the dials on the left side of the device’s control panel:
“MAYHEM” and “DESTRUCTION” are both turned all the way up
As they should be. Can’t make paradise without scrambling a few universes.
Official ominous sign(s)
You definitely don’t get content like this on other webbed sites and apps
[Transcript:
CLEO: Like, there are seats that kind of hug you, and then they strap you down, properly. I think that would be fine.
SCAR: Dude, that's like my dream.
CLEO: Yeah! [CLEO starts clapping to the beat of their words] Scar wants to be strapped down, is what we've learnt.
SCAR: Yeah! Please! Strap me down, give me all the straps, tie me down! Like, I'm in my element when I'm properly tied down and not wobbling around.
CLEO: [CLEO Clicks tongue, trying to supress laughter] There we go. Uh-huh.
SCAR: Like, I'm always looking for new straps to like, put me in the chair or something, so I don't fall out. So yeah, like a race carー
CLEO: Uh-huh. [CLEO laughs]
End transcript.]
CLEO: [CLEO Clicks
tongue, trying to supress laughter]
There we go. Uh-huh.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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Don’t ever say @drchucktingle didn’t put his whole heart into his art. Pictured is USA Today bestselling author Chuck Tingle in the pool with his bright pink vegan leather jacket, chinos, and LOVE IS REAL bag along with his copy of Fabulous Bodies, which is on sale now.
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Tumblr is the reason why I have something I call the cashier test which is, if i told this to a random cashier at the grocery store, would they think you're crazy at best or at worst would they be warranted in leaping over the counter and beating the shit out of you. Karl Marx mpreg is crazy, but not beating the shit out of you crazy. The cashier will probably talk about you to their coworkers and it might even make their day. Telling someone they're complicit in their own oppression by working a minimum wage job at a grocery store makes them warranted in leaping over the counter to beat the shit out of you.
Now in handy infographic form for Tumblr users:
OP, who the hell would seriously claim that a minimum-wage worker is "complicit in their own oppression" by working that minimum-wage job?
That's such a complete misunderstanding of socialist theory that I find my gob smacked and my flabber gasted.
So many people. So, so many people
Work it grandma
OK I SAID WORK IT AND SHE REALLY DID
I think you mean, "Work it, GREAT grandma". And she does!

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