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Mara Jade: Whenever I’m around your brother I feel at ease and like I don’t have to be on my guard and when I look at him my face feels weird and I forget stuff. What kind of jedi mind control is he using on me?

Leia:

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teaboot

I genuinely believe that the new SW trilogy wouldn’t have flopped out into irrelevance like it did if they hadn’t dumped Finn on the side of the freeway like a new pet rabbit the week after easter

catchymemes

genericusernamee

Holy shit this got really funny to really sad really quick

weatherman667

rebump

werewolf-cuddles

oh my god it’s the real one. I’m so used to the stupid Skyrim edit.

supertaliart

She’s valid.

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lesbianrey

ever think about john boyega, daisy ridley, and oscar isaac’s collective enthusiasm during the force awakens era and then by rise of skywalker they were dead inside and never want to look at star wars again. makes me want to commit a violence.

blade-liger-4ever

Never forget how Isaacs went from begging for Poe’s homeworld to be Yavin 4 and then off-handedly saying he’d only do another Star Wars film if he needed the money barely five years later.

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stealingpotatoes

Kanan: They probably have the name "Caleb Dume" on some sort of list of Jedi so I've chosen a different name and am going to fight exclusively using a blaster

Cal: Hi my name is Cal Kestis, here's my social security number and by the way have you seen my lightsaber

and that's why they're best friends <3

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engagemythrusters

"hands are made for holding" not in star wars. in star wars theyre made for geting chopped off..

voidartisan

I think the Jedi council should have at least considered sending obi-wan over to Dooku to be like “yes hello I am here for sith training” just to see what would happen

voidartisan

Like, we know from the rako hardeen arc that he’s a good enough actor to pull this off. Combined with Dooku’s clear affection(?) for him, I think the council would have most of the separatists’ top military secrets in a month, max

voidartisan

I mean, even if Obi-Wan got caught transmitting information

Dooku:…what are you doing

Obi-Wan, panicking slightly: I’m a double agent. Passing them bad intel.

Dooku: I didn’t ask you to do that

Obi-Wan: …i’m taking initiative????

Dooku:

Dooku: We’ll it’s about time SOMEONE around here did

voidartisan

Palpatine: There have been far too many “coincidences” with the Jedi lately. The information your new apprentice is transmitting is accurate, I’m sure of it.

Dooku: My boy would never do such a thing

Palpatine: Your b— you know, the whole “no attachments” is a Jedi thing but I think we need to have a talk

terapsina

Let's just add another layer to this cuz I bet that LIKE the Raako Hardeen incident no one tells Anakin anything.

So we also have an unhinged (but in the OTHER direction) Anakin chasing Obi-Wan across the galaxy going: 'Come back to the light side, Master, you're my brother!'

So now Palpatine's dealing with the unexpected headache of his planned future apprentice being too busy trying to de-sithify the not-actually-a-sith!Obi-Wan to get sithified himself.

wolverina2002

Anakin suddenly throwing himself hard into being the perfect Jedi to guide his master back to the light is hilarious

#obi wan kenobi

clonehub

Rahul Kohli made the mistake of saying reylo doesn't make him horny and then he apologized saying it DOES make him horny and now this is happening in the comments under his apology

clonehub

Context.

His apology:

queenaryastark

lastkhai

Vestara Khai

She was between worlds now. She had turned her back on her culture, her people, and their ancient rituals. Soon, she would be embraced—she hoped—by the Jedi, and belong to their culture, and experience their rituals. But now, she felt adrift.

an indie vestara khai, formerly of the lost sith of kesh as loved by laine

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my-last-brain-cell-is-socrates

*rhythmically* "She, queen of the kings--"

Vestara cheekily patting Luke's cheek might be the most hilarious thing I've ever read. Slay girl

(FOTJ: Conviction)

grogusdads

it would have been really funny if palpatine enacted order 66 only to be immediately killed by one of his own clone guards who doesn’t really understand the difference between the sith and jedi and just sees palpatine with a lightsaber and goes “oh a jedi!” And point blank shoots him without hesitation

cannedinternets

while testing the coruscant guard's chips, your pal friendpatine tests out order 66 and fox just. fuckin shoots him. later, when they figure out how to disable the chips, it turns out that fox:

a) has never met an actual jedi b) doesn't actually know what a sith is,

and so he just went "oh the chancellor must be a jedi. he does weird magic bullshit. and he seems as shitty as every other natborn." and so when the chip activated he just went "ugh, finally, i can kill this assshole"

lastminutestarwarsfan

I know George Lucas insisted the films be watched in chronocological order and I get why, I get that the story becomes more clearly about Anakin's arc, his fall and his redemption.

But imo the true Star Wars experience is watching the original triolgy and thinking, "that was pretty cool! I see why people like this". It's a nice, slightly goofy in places, tried and true heroes arc story about how anybody can make a difference, how a farmboy from some godforsaken planet became the savior of the galacy. It's a little cliche but that just adds to its charm.

And then you watch the prequels, and you see all the little parallels. You see how Anakin in Phantom Menace mirrors Luke destroying the Death Star. You see Anakin lose a hand. You see both Luke and Leia in Anakin and Padme so much. You see the end hurtling towards them like a Greek tragedy, and the more steps they take to avoid it the more you recognise how things will turn out.

There's this creeping dread that pervades the prequels and it climaxes the moment Vader's mask comes down over the audiences heads. Every time I watch that scene, literal chills down my spine.

And it leaves you wanting to rewatch the original trilogy with fresh eyes. Leaves you sobbing watching R2 flying with Luke the way he used to fly with Anakin, happy to have a piece of his best friend back. Leaves you seeing ROTS Anakin in ROTJ Luke. Leaves you seeing that Luke and Leia really are the best of Anakin. Luke who defied Yoda and Obi-Wan, threw caution to the wind and declared "there's good in him". Leia, so full of fire and anger and passion and a thirst for justice. They are who he could have been. Should have been. Who he really was under the pain.

demandingbillydolls

Imo one of the best things the Star Wars prequels did was establish how much Anakin/Vader *wanted* he and Padme’s baby. Because if it HAD been written as him never knowing she was pregnant, or not caring much because he was Too Much of a Man in War to really give a shit that he was going to have a kid (both of which are things people have suggested would have been *better* somehow), I don’t think it would have added as much to his relationship with Luke as it did. Vader doesn’t love Luke just as an extension of Padme, or in an obligatory, familial way, or even as a last connection to the person he was way.

Vader loves Luke because he’s always loved Luke, from the moment he knew there was going to be a Luke to love. He wants to know Luke because he’s always wanted to know him. He wants to be a part of Luke’s life, because he never had any intention not to be. That’s important. That’s powerful shit.

myauramoonstone

“Vader loves Luke because he’s always loved Luke, from the moment he knew there was going to be a Luke to love.”

francesderwent

#luke isn’t just the child he never knew he had#luke is the child he /thought he lost/#‘this son of mine was dead and is alive again’#that’s so much more powerful via @catie-does-things

theempirestrikesback2thefuture

Why am I crying over this? Pull yourself together.

that-catholic-shinobi

Luke is the son he thought he killed

#throwing up #Luke Skywalker #Luke I am your father #anakin Skywalker

all-hallows-evie

Ok, who's going to tell Disney.

I'm sure y'all are familiar with this book:

As you can see on the second page, Disney reprinted these bad boys...

But you check the inside cover:

1) BOBA FETT HAS A FREAKING DAUGHTER?!?!?!?

2) per Wookiepedia, she's supposed to be taken out by Jacen Solo, who is no longer Canon.

WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON DISNEY?!?!?!

Also 3) BOBA FUCKS. CANON. Lol

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rulimaquina

Ailyn Vel impersonating her father, Boba Fett, as seen in the cover of Star Wars - Young Jedi Knights: Shards of Alderaan

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Yeah, I’m religious. I believe in the holy trinity

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