"what are you reading, what's your summer reading, what's your beach read?" how to succeed in EPSO abstract reasoning tests

I'd love a new social media platform, I simply cannot post on ig anymore, it's become a wasteland of social obligations that does nothing except inspire people to ask invasive questions

Having a very 2015 summer (diet & workout focused because god knows I didn't care at all how many calories there were in those networking happy hour cocktails all winter long + I actually did eat all the fries they served 🚬)

"oh summer is great, I hate the cold weather, I love summer, I can't believe anyone doesn't love summer" I HAVE HEAT RASHES I miss winter

My 20-to-23 year old self bought a lot of books that some random people online were saying are very important to read but that I have never had any interest in and that turned out to be kinda useless to me so present-day me has to waste her time selling them :/

Well, what a surprise! Who knew that being diligent with hydration would reduce fine lines!

Girl wdym structural columns buckle in nyc high rise? That's not a sentence I thought I'd read on the 7 o'clock news

This week I found new homes for 40 books and it's only Tuesday, let's go for all 70 💪

I have unfortunately reached a point in my life where I just don't have it in me anymore to have those stilted conversations with people who lack social skills. When how are you & how have you been doing are met with clearly and obviously vague answers, the polite thing to do is to pick up what I'm putting down and let it be, not to follow it up by literally fishing for details, read between the lines bro I beg & I mute

The Newsroom isn't available anymore on HBO in my country 🚬 who do I have to speak to about this insanity?