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Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

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vivid-sector

doomscrolling thru the weather app

rumismira

What do you mean this isn’t canon? (12/?)

#kpop demon hunters #she would say that

Stunt coordinator job on Downton Abbey like "We need you on set. Someone drops a plate in this scene"

#downton abbey #I KNOW it's more than that but it makes me laugh

brothermouse-skeleton

Rocky: we built our spaceship by unifying every mind on the planet to create a super hive mind, pooling out collective knowledge and problem solving skills to come up with a plan.

Grace: we gave the scariest woman I've ever met two coffees every morning, an unlimited budget, and enough legal immunity to cuss out any world leaders she wanted to and boy did she want to.

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sword-wielding-sapphic

Black Sails & text posts 14/?

#black sails

theonion

Hailing the exclusive gathering as an opportunity to usher in an era of peace and goodwill, Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. hosted a lively meet-and-greet Thursday with a variety of the world’s infectious diseases. “In the spirit of friendship and mutual understanding, the United States is proud to welcome some of the most contagious bacteria and viruses ever to infect the human biome,” said Kennedy, who, following his opening remarks, waded into a reception room at his department’s headquarters and allowed over 10 billion of the invited microbes to spread through his lungs, digestive tract, and brain as a gesture of trust and a symbol of hope for the future.

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diseases-for-center-control

SUCH a fun event. Thanks again to Secretary Kennedy and @the-worm-in-his-head for having us!

You go through the entirety of The Realm of the Elderlings and everyone is named Kettricken or Verity or Thymara, etc., and then one guy is named Kyle.

#realm of the elderlings #RIP Kyle you were the WORST #but also why is he named kyle #the liveship traders

The funniest thing I've ever seen in a book is a fantasy series that had a love triangle and the two men's names were Brashen and Grag. Like yeah, I think Grag has a chance here.

#realm of the elderlings #the liveship traders #I love the series but I'll never stop laughing about Grag

despazito

really loving this fake AI scandal of trump secretly meeting with the volturi

despazito

pissvortex

BREAKING: Trump Has Allegedly Signed The White-Gold Concordat And Is In League With The Thalmor 😳🚨

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victusinveritas

He's prostrating himself before the Eucharist, in case you're wondering. Or possibly planking.

vvatchword

@apocrypals

apocrypals

Hi, pope expert here. This isn’t funny — popes only do this when they’re in extreme distress

When she's watching the video Grace sent back to Earth, Stratt starts to wobble her head before Rocky says "no no no no no", implying that it's not the first time she watched the video. if you even care

#project hail mary #I LOVE this movie #Eva Stratt #Ryland Grace #rocky the eridian

hollenix

for the good of all mankind

#project hail mary #YESSSS

shadow-wizard-moneygang

Do you see those two weevlis Doctor? Which would you choose?

asteroidtroglodyte

Neither: there’s not a scrap of difference between them; they’re both the same species of Curculio

shadow-wizard-moneygang

If you, had to choose. If you were forced to choose. If there were no other responses

asteroidtroglodyte

Well then, if you’re going to push me:

I would choose the right-hand weevil;

it has significant advantage in both length and breadth.

shadow-wizard-moneygang

THERE! I HAVE YOU! YOU'RE COMPLETELY DISHED!

asteroidtroglodyte

Damnit

#master & commander #LESSER OF TWO WEEVILS #I love that scene

brellstudiosart

the obligatory trolley problem post

#project hail mary

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