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iwtv

what’s the sexiest playing card suit

clubs ♣️

diamonds ♦️

hearts ♥️

spades ♠️

tie/combo

indifferent/results/bald

Voting ended onMar 28

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king-monky

Marriage is good and weddings are great but I hate modern wedding culture. You don’t need to bankrupt yourself to have a nice wedding. Stop supporting the wedding industry, stop buying outrageously priced engagement rings, stop spending 10k on a dress you’ll only ever wear once.

tidy-tidings

Coming from a professional event planner - weddings are egregiously expensive because companies openly raise prices at the word “wedding.”

Pro Tip - Never drop the word wedding while planning if you don’t need to. Most things can be for “an event you’re planning.” This obviously doesn’t include things like the venue, DJ (who needs specific wedding songs), and the wedding dress company if you’re going that route versus just buying a dress.

For my wedding I got “discounted” cupcakes, flowers, decor, bridesmaids dresses, groomsman attire, and invitations. I did this by either searching for things that aren’t marketed for weddings or not telling the companies I was working with it was for a wedding. Because honestly, most of the time they don’t need to know why you’re ordering.

These companies target people planning their weddings and markup everything the second “wedding” is said. And it’s said often because people assume the services change exponentially for weddings. They absolutely do not.

The best example are the cupcakes I had for my wedding. I used a designer cupcake store in town instead of spending $1000 on a wedding cake. If you place a large order of cupcakes with a cake tree for display - it costs about $150 for 100 (which is what I did). When you order their “wedding” package - the price raised to a $700 base for 100 cupcakes. The only other perk includes a “tasting.” Forget that. Our tasting was buying a few cupcakes in flavors we thought we’d like and picked three. It cost maybe $20.

What these companies do is scummy and targets people who don’t have information about the event industry.

I will yell it from the rooftops until people realize there’s a better way.

sticksandstans

the rise of conservatism and gen z puritanism while still simultaneously trying to be hip and woke is so annoying because you have these people saying "match my freak" and then they get mad at ageplay and petplay and cnc and somno and anything raunchier than a pair of fuzzy handcuffs. you're not a "freak" if you think having a fetish is synonymous with being evil

facts-i-just-made-up

What makes a Man... a <i>Himbo</i>?

Not HTML apparently.

In any case, the tide seems to be turning to recognize "Bimbo" as a non-gendered term (once male, in the original Italian) so Himbos, Himbot, and Himbeaux may be outdated. Still, there are many other varieties of vapid sluts (reverential) deserving of specific terms:

A sexy, vapid person: Bimbo

A sexy, vapid state that is neither heaven and hell: Limbo

A sexy, vapid action hero: Rambo

A sexy, vapid stance: Akimbo

A sexy, vapid hairdresser: Trimbo

A sexy, vapid screenwriter: Trumbo

A sexy, vapid delicious soup: Gumbo

A sexy, vapid goth: Grimbo

A sexy, vapid emo: Glumbo

A sexy, vapid fidget toy: Stimbo

A sexy, vapid samurai: Yojimbo

A sexy, vapid detective: Columbo

A sexy, vapid elf: Celebrimbo

A sexy, vapid hair-wielding hero: Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo

Other varieties of sexy, vapid beings may yet be discovered by sexy, vapid explorers, or "Bimbologists."

mino2aur

no weed for me thanks i just want to cough loud as fuck with you

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youaintpunk

pussyhoundspock

joining the war on kids reading any book they want on the side of kids reading any book they want. simply you will be fine. it's even good to be confronted with things you don't understand and even find upsetting, uncomfortable and difficult. it's a surprise tool that will help you later.

nonevahed

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literally ok so not a funny story but kind of funny? when I was nine I encountered rape in a book and I was like hey mom what’s this mean and she explained it and I was like oh. gross. and then like two weeks later a girl on the bus abruptly disclosed her csa and we were all like ????? what ???? but I was like wait hang on there’s a word for that ☝️🤓 and explained what it meant and that it was illegal and that you could talk to a teacher or my mom if it had happened to you and everyone was like ohhhhh I see I see and very somberly comforted the girl (she was safe she was removed from her home and living with my neighbor at the time so it wasn’t Urgent)

zarohk

And this is a perfect illustration of why it is important for kids to read or variety of things, and why abusers don’t want them to.

jake-clark

meiiiwaku

@hellsite-hall-of-fame @worldheritagepostorganization

hellsite-hall-of-fame

is this the ORIGINAL?!???

laughconfetti

creepymutelilbugger

oh holy shit i didn’t even know where this meme came from

roses-blog-of-things-deactivate

OH MY ACTUAL GOD THE ORIGINAL

thenumberonevelvetcake

ORIGINALS ON THE ROLL

ammnontet

the ultimate weapon

pjackk

My hoes care about me.

pjackk

Thiss web site need to have a conversation about a new topic: Respect

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babyjanedough

Already know I wanna send this to people on June 1

spoopyandtired

ITS TIME

literalliterature

[Video description: A short clip from the show Make Some Noise. Erika Ishii, imitating Ebenezer Scrooge, points dramatically and yells, "You, boy! What day is it?" Brennan responds, "It's pride, bitch!" End description.]

asingularcanadian

If the salary you are offering is not enough to cover the median asking price to rent a bachelor's apartment within an hour commute of where the job site is, not only should you not be allowed to post it but you should also be shot dead so that everyone is saved from your greed and stupidity

asingularcanadian

I just wanted to say I love that this post had been picked up by yall and that you resonate with it.

To the people commenting about the commute time still being too long, thank you for making me deconstruct how far the average commute should actually be. At first I scoffed and was like "15 min commute is the biggest pie in the sky" and then I remembered that in many places in the world they actually have mixed use neighborhoods where there's essentially businesses and houses sometimes even side by side but certainly in closer proximity than what we have here so commutes are actually short things you can either walk and transit to or bike where there's infrastructure. Gave me an extra kick of righteous fury.

adaine

the death of dvds is so fucked. what about bonus features

adaine

far far away idol would never happen now

tetitasdelimon

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

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staff

Just added “Likes”: an easy way to let people know that you like their posts.

rpgchoices

Every time someone complain about how "this choice is not moral, if you chose it/did this in this videogame you are a terrible person!" my mind plays this on repeat

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