Unfortunately, peanut cheese

tumblr needs to stop calling me out

Kitties are so important‼️

by the way if you’re a home cook and you’re looking for the easiest garlic peeling trick just do the slam. take your knife hold it broadside against the clove—this is true when you have it whole to seperate it and when you have a single one you want to peel—and smack it. It’s the fastest way to loosen garlic and it’s unlikely you’re gonna hit it hard enough to deliberately smash it: do it like a strong bop. The skin’ll come off easy bam peeled garlic

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

Hell yeah moon holiday

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)

MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY

moon day is 20th July!!!

Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!

Happy moon day to all who celebrate

This is your reminder to prep for Moon Day on July 20th.

MOON DAY MONDAY THIS MONTH NOT A DRILL!!!!!

MOON DAY MONDAY

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absolute cunt serves absolutely

no?

if hunter biden or rupaul tweeted this you'd be all over it

I just have to keep moving.

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

can we focus on the gnome for a second

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

these are the people i have to share a highway with

If you’re anxious, don’t worry.

if you're having an asthma attack, just breathe.

Exactly queen #I-am-a-normal-person-with-no-problems

Canada goose (Branta canadensis)