And Then Something Happened

they invented like 1000000 foods by doing some bullshit to milk

i'd say at least kiss the brick before you throw it at me However i enjoy getting bricks thrown at me Throw more, please

None of my Friends or Coworkers or Classmates or Family know the dark task I will be undertaking this Saturday. Do you guys know the stress I am under lying to everyone. I have secret sock puppets hidden in every nook of my house. I flinch at every mention of the Muppets and I can't tell anyone why. I make up excuses to leave work early so I can put on Joker Makeup and practice for my Virtual Dashcon panel. I live a horrifying double life none of you could ever imagine. By day I am middle management at my job, a straight A student at school, and the Normal And Cisgender Pride And Joy of my family. By night I am the Muppet Joker. I spend all night in my bed screaming for God to save me from what I have created. I look at Kermit. He doesn't look back.

<makes highly undignified squeeing noises>

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ladies… has anyone ever told you it’s okay to be feminine 🩷 i’m sure no one has ever ever ever reinforced this deeply held secret, that’s it’s okay for you to be feminine. 🩷 i know the world totally tries to tell you that you have to be manly and masculine and grow your body hair and eat as much as you want and get strong and stand up for yourself and make waves and take up space and show your bare face and show your anger. but it’s okay to do the exact opposite actually. 🩷 it’s okay to shrink yourself down to the exact same mold every other woman is expected to conform to. 🩷 did you know that it’s okay to be feminine. 🩷 did you know it’s okay to be feminine. 🩷 did you know it’s okay to be feminine. 🩷 has anyone ever told you it’s okay to be feminine. 🩷 will you be feminine. 🩷 will you be feminine. 🩷 will you be feminine. 🩷 will you just be feminine already. 🩷🩷🩷

being a trans girl feels like being the person who has to explain the rules of the board game to everybody but for everything in your life. including explaining the rules of board games.

I am rereading Gideon the Ninth and one of the funniest scenes in the whole book gotta be the scene where Gideon (has never had a hot beverage in her life) knocks back half a cup of boiling tea. And then just stands there suffering in silence. Imagine being Jeannemary Chatur or someone and seeing the super cool and mysterious Shadow Cultist from the Ninth House just absolutely SHOTTING a cup of piping hot tea. and then trying to play it cool. I would lose it.

"i feel besquintled", said no one ever. because that's not a word.