styofa doing anything
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i don't do bad sauce passes
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Misplaced Lens Cap
trying on a metaphor
Product Placement
KIROKAZE
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@theartofmadeline
#extradirty
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hello vonnie
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
cherry valley forever
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@mikeyatess
ROUND ONE - MATCH 23
YUKI-ONNA (YUKIO-NAYUKI) vs GRAHAM KING
YUKI-ONNA: @iplay37
GRAHAM KING: @mikeyatess
GOD'S FAVORITE PUNCHING BAG IS:
YUKI-ONNA
GRAHAM KING
VOTE BASED ON THE INFORMATION BELOW CUT!!
Propaganda Content Warnings: War, injury for GRAHAM KING.
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Tribbles have picked the wrong man to mess with
[[*TNG theme song plays* *Patrick Stewart runs outside and shouts* YOU MOTHERFCKERS ARE GONNA KILL ALL MY LILIES *shoots guns twice* PEST CONTROL! *TNG theme song*]]
Best. Thing. Ever.
I can’t express how to ecstatic I am to find this video again in the depths of tumblr. It might be one of my favourite posts
Reblog every time
my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called 'invasion of rhe dinosaurs' 😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd💯
me: yeah whatever
five minutes later: dude i swear i just saw a caveman in the middle of london
my buddy, the doctor, pacing: captain yates is lying to us
the one thing you can count on in house md is that jesse spencer will be acting all the time. it's so fun
the five doctors!
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A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.
she 👩 came from greece 🇬🇷 she had a thirst 💧 for knowledge 📖📃💡 she studied 👩🎓 sculpture 🗿 at saint 🙏🛐 martins college 🏢 thats where i 🙋🏻♂️ caught her eye 👁👁 she told me that her dad 👴 was loaded 💷💵💶 i said 💬 "in that case 👜 I'll have a rum 🍺 and coca cola 🍹" she said "fine 🙄" and in 30 3⃣0⃣ seconds time ⏳⌚ she said 💬 "i wanna live like common people 👷👩🔧👩🚒👨💼👩🎨👨🏭 i wanna do whatever common people do 🤷💤🍻🏭🚇🚕🔑🚬 i wanna sleep 🛌 with common people 🤦🤦♂️ i wanna sleep with common people like you 🙋🏻♂️💏😏💋👀" and i said "oh 😐😳. well 🤷🏻♂️ i'll see what i can do🚶"
i took her 🚶♂️🚶♀️ to a supermarket 🛒🏪 i don't know why 🤔🤷🏻♂️ but I had to start it somewhere 😐 so it started there 🏪 i said "pretend 😔 you got no money 😞🚫💵💷💶💔" she just laughed 😂 and said "oh, you're so funny 😜😚" i said "yeah... 🤨 well, I can't see 👀 anyone else smiling 🙂 in here 🧐 are you sure 🤔 you 🙋♀️ wanna live 💓 like common people 👨🌾👩🔧👨🏭👩🚒👷♂️🧕 you wanna see whatever common people see 🚕🎮📻🚬 you wanna sleep 🛌 with common people 💁♂️💁♀️ you wanna sleep with common people like me 🙋🏻♂️🤨💥" but she didn't 🚫 understand 🧠💭 she just smiled 😊 and held my hand 🤝
rent 💰 a flat 🏢 above a shop 🛒 cut ✂️ your hair 💇♀️ and get a job 👩💼 smoke some fags 🚬 and play some pool 🎱 pretend 🤫 you never 🚫 went to school 👩🏫 but still you'll never 🙅♂️ get it right✅️ cause when you're laying 🛌 in bed 🛏 at night 🌙 watching roaches 🪳 climb the wall 🧱 if you called 📞 your dad 👨 he could stop it all 💸
I cannot stand the parodies of modern major general, they're overdone and simply not as good as the original. They've done them about everything, whatever topic, big or small.
And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll.
The diction's always slurry when they rush the complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they keep just making more and more, please someone stop the parodies of modern major general.
The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable, they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable, in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!
every doctor who companion is trans, actually. happy pride month.
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it's pride month and i am bisexual so that means no more asking me to meow or shoving me in the blender
Do you know who prevs icon is?
Life in hospital
What if house md but make it...lom
encountered this on united airline's website today. the unseen second option turned out to be frequent flier miles, but RIP to the one glorious moment where it seemed perhaps i would be able to show the price of my flight in some other, non-monetary format, such as bartering with goats or backrubs. the sound of a baby's laughter. your five most precious childhood memories.
A Vulcan named Stork works at the Terran adoption agency. Parents always request that he be the one to deliver their child to them.
It’s years before anyone explains it to him.
People keep gifting him robes with long white birds on them.
The fun thing is he would understand why people were getting him outfits with storks on them. That’s a word, it’s his name, straightforward. All the humans get him the same gag gift, but like, they’re putting effort in at least. This is a genuinely nice outfit. Stork will be a walking zero-effort pun sometimes, rather than waste a perfectly fine robe.
It’s fine. This is a readily comprehensible human illogic. Exactly the kind of thing he expected from moving to Earth.
Six years in he finds out about the stork bringing babies.
Stork has a good long meditation session about this myth, his name, his job, the outfits, the whole shebang (or whatever Vulcan concept is the equivalent).
And he decides he’s honored by it, in a humanly illogical way.
The humans are asking him to do what is after all his job, and specifically requesting him for the joy his name brings them on top of an already agreeable and satisfying task. He has no objection to engendering positive emotions in others. Harm hastens the heat-death of the universe, Surak teaches, so happiness must logically slow it down.
Plus, Vulcans of his generation love puns. There were two decades of punning competitions in colleges across the planet. So when he realizes that he is a walking zero-effort pun, and that the humans also love the pun, he is all for it. He is the Joe Cool of the entire Vulcan population in his city.
And via this pun, the humans are including him in a cherished and traditional myth, by casting him as the literal bringer of life and the expander of families.
There’s no downside. Stork wears his robes, pins, keychains, and other bird-related tchotchkes with genuine pride.
YES IT’S BACK ON MY DASH AT LAST
For real though working together with some human social workers, a Vulcan would be an excellent caretaker for children in an adoption center.
Child has a meltdown? Imagine Stork, perfectly calm and unbothered, approaching the kid and saying “You appear quite upset, Eliza. If you would please allow me to relocate you to the ‘bean-bag-chair,’ we can discuss the source of your distress.”
A Vulcan educated in medicine and child psychology would be endlessly patient with a kid with behavioral issues. Stork wouldn’t get or upset or frustrated. After all, these are children with medical and psychological conditions. It would be illogical to blame the child or to not treat them with the appropriate care.
Even if the a little one was having a bad day or was just overtired, Stork wouldn’t get angry. He might even be a calming presence. Any new kids acting out would learn real quick that they’d have better luck trying to arm-wrestle a Klingon than get a rise out of Stork.
Not only that, Vulcans live much longer than humans. Imagine Stork looking virtually unchanged as decades pass. Kids he’d helped years ago would turn up fully grown, maybe there to adopt their own kids, and run into Stork, looking almost exactly as they remember him.
And he’d probably remember them too. “Welcome back, Eliza.”
“…Harm hastens the heat-death of the universe, Surak teaches, so logically happiness must slow it down…”
Will reblog every time it crosses my dash 🖖🏾
star trek heritage post (November 14th, 2020)
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Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum
I don't remember anything about this show all I know is that when I was 3 me and my dad would pretend to be the cat and penguin and he'd throw me into the ocean as a sacrifice to the sea gods
