prince of dorkness

itachi uchiha really is such a Character. he became a family annihilator at age 13 he joined the ninja cia when he was even younger hes a terrorist but not really he hasn’t slept in one thousand years he has a weird will-they-won’t-they thing going on with his serial killer coworker who also just happens to be a shark he’s a pretty boy he speaks in a permanent monotone hes been coaxing his younger brother into murdering him for a decade as part of a torturous rube goldburg self fulfilling prophecy contraption he created out of what he thinks is genuine love and affection he’s basically the single most adept user of mindfuck maneuvers in the world he’s the most haunted teenager to ever live he’s got a bunch of crows that follow him around he’s practically unbeatable in combat he’s terminally ill he’s going blind he’s coughing up blood like a frail maiden with tuberculosis he’s twenty-one years old and somehow in between all of this bullshit he manages to paint his nails a muted shade of lavender and keep his hair silky smooth. like man…. what the fuck else is there

Let the historical record show that Mr. Beast was entirely ignorable if you were just like doing literally anything else. I've been on youtube as long as it's been around and I've never been recommended a video by him. I see him in passing as a meme. I thought he was a made up joke, a caricature of bad youtuber content miners until someone I trust confirmed his existence to me in late 2025.

ever since i was a little girl i knew fiction would save me

i can’t stop watching this

@mistborn-catgirl

GO WHITE BOY GO

Does this guy even have bones????

Unironically, this is why society would crumble without diversity

executive dysfunction

it’s simple: when I like an adaptation, everyone complaining about changes to the text is a whiny baby who needs to get over themselves and accept that sometimes you have to change the story to enrich the experience/work within the medium. when I don’t like an adaptation, it’s because nobody else understands the core themes of the original work and would be better off just creating a story independent of what they’re trying to adapt.