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having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

remember to completely fumble every single beautiful woman you meet

folks makin those PSA posts against shipping real life celebrities treat rpf like it kills them and im like if pete wentz gets distressed when i post about him getting blasted in the ass he can go look at his bank account to feel better

A reminder that we still dont support Age Verification bullshit.

Paywall removed here

me, the motherfucker with over 50 abandoned works in progress: i have an idea

dr frankenstein was one of the first to invent a guy to be mad about

Corn dogs are named for their traditional meat, the unicorn. As unicorns are now extinct, they can only be referred to properly as ‘Corn Dogs and not “Unicorn Dogs” as they were prior to 2009.

This is actually a common misconception! While the Unicorn Dog did exist and was discontinued following the extinction of unicorns in 2009, the Corn Dog is not a rebranding of the Unicorn Dog! The Corn Dog was created in 2003 by James H. Corn, though it remained a relatively unpopular Ohio treat until 2010 when Mr. Corn took the opportunity left by the Unicorn Dog’s exit from the market to take over the niche.

so annoying that in 2026 mono queer people will still try to justify hating polyamorous people on poly-positive posts by randomly bringing up how badly they were abused and traumatized by a poly ex. which is genuinely awful so not to sound callous but when i’m like ‘stop hating on poly people for no reason’ and ten people are like ‘uh my poly ex abused me!’ i’m like okay. good point. i forgot that monogamous relationships are inherently and historically safe and free of abuse. can you imagine if domestic abuse happened in monogamous relationships? that would be so scary…

can we kill Charlie kirk again that would just really cheer me up

do you guys wanna see the most perfectest png of my cat

ohhhhhh bubby from orange cats

WHATS HE DOING UP THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!