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MY IDEA: black mew mew with braids & golden beads that are also bells

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Goddamit i hate this fucking post. I hate it because obviously if “twelve” followed the same pattern as the other teen numbers it wouldn’t be “twoteen” it would be “seconteen”. Think about it. It’s not “threeteen” it’s “thirteen” as in “third”. It’s not “fiveteen” it’s “fifteen” as in fifth. So with that in mind, you count “first, second, third, fourth, fifth,” and so on, so eleven would be “firsteen” and twelve would be “secondteen” or “seconteen”. “Firsteen, seconteen, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen….” It just drives me absolutely mad everytime i see this post that this obvious pattern was overlooked and i cant hold in my rage anymore.

putting a polaroid of you on my unhinged conspiracy board and linking you with a red string to a post it note that just says "gay"

game changer always has a good game to play but i dont know if ive ever had one be elevated THAT much by the story of its set and costumes. game where everybody implicitly knows an understands a set of absurd and nonsensical rules except you and so you have to desperately try to follow along so no one knows that youre a fraud. in victorian aesthetics and with the context of a masquerade ball, a formal social gathering where social norms will be most emphasized. "masking," if you will.

it really is crazy that women's clothes don't fit anybody. fat women can't find clothes, skinny women can't find clothes, tall women can't find clothes, short women can't find clothes, big chested women can't find clothes, small chested women can't find clothes. who the fuck are these being made for

we all really resonated with this one huh

all women's clothes are designed to fit exactly one (1) woman - although not, crucially, the same woman each time - and then the sizing is just determined by scaling her up or down like a photo in MS paint, regardless of how implausible this makes the resulting proportions. these two facts together are why the same person can wear size 8 pants in one brand but size 18 in another and still not get an accurate fit in either.