Heck!!!

time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.

Genuinely evil and dark-sided to put the periods between the letters in "milf" and "dilf." Like what is M.I.L.F. that is a supervillain organization composed entirely of cougars. Whoa that's a great idea actually post canceled hold on

THIS IS THE COOLEST THING EVER OMG

hey does anyone have that poem. about the author seeing two boys cuddling on a hotel lobby couch, where he refers to it as something like an island of safe anonymity or smth. its been 5000 years my college boyfriend had it written out and pinned to his wall

i could definitely beat the shit out of master chief seeing as i'm a lesbian and he's not a lesbian

Spiritually my spirit is always smoking a cigarette but physically i am.not because hashatg smoking kills

Starting a new sports team called the Tampa Bay Trespassers and they play any sport that they can break onto the field of

i cant believe that there's still gamergate STANK on games that women enjoy. NASTY misogyny residue. stardew valley is in fact a video game. animal crossing is also a video game. so are otome games and dating sims and twee little cozy games. sometimes a bitch doesnt wanna play bloodborne that shit's hard

guys who mainly play 2k and fortnite will still be like oh youre not a real gamer for having 1000 hours in stardew. mother fucker you're larping as a basketball player

If you don't automatically read the alt text, I highly recommend stopping to do so this time.

[ID: excerpt from an article reading: One of my favorite stories, which should drive anyone who has every played in a band crazy-- there’s this bassoon player who has sat next to the same clarinet player since 1988. She’s convinced he plays half a note4 flat on every note he’s every played. He denies this. /]