Heck!!!

nature documentary but the narration is just weird enough to make you question it

“Some fish can walk out of water, so remember that next time.”

“You might think you’re safe, but horses are omnivores”

christopher nolan great gatsby where jay sits down by the pool before he’s shot and says “our roaring twenties are collapsing”

"grackle" really is a perfect name for a bird. knocked it out of the park w/ that one

neopronouns are all well and good but as long as we're adding words to the english language there's much cooler things we could add too. lets add inclusive and exclusive "we." a variant of "we" that distinguishes between "we (including listener)" and "we (including the speaker but not the listener)". other languages have this. Let's add the obviative case to our third-person pronouns so that we can distinguish between two people of the same gender - a him-[salient] and a him-[less salient]. this would make it much easier to write sex scenes where two people use the same pronouns. why aren't our proud pronoun warriors working on this

Reading this ask made me think they were talking about chicken hearts (common at Brazilian grills here in the states) only to see the response was about artichoke hearts was a wild ride.

we love the world because theres you

Joy and whimsy detected! This Thing is joyful and whimsical!

"isekai'd into my favourite book series" story from the perspective of a very confused author who's rereading their draft and finding there's an entire new character they don't remember writing.

this is LITERALLY what happens in a popular Chinese TV series called 书卷一梦 (A Dream within a Dream) where the author notices that someone has gotten into his story and keeps changing it, it’s so funny!!

taught my little brother to replace "im gonna kill myself" with "im killing a hostage" and it was a success #oldestsiblingwisdom