Clown Town

who wanna be friends with drawbacks

friends with consequences

unrestrained summer fun

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

if my name was "wolfgang amadeus" i would also be getting a lot of shit done

man half of my mutuals are named some shit like Snooble at this point im doing some poob as bullshit in my life

when i was a kid my Getting To Sleep technique was visualizing a child-sized shriveled up mummy with big piercing eyes that would stand silhouetted in the doorway & stare at me & probably attack if i so much as opened my eyes after getting into bed & this technique caused me to develop a lifelong nighttime-induced paranoia & it still takes me 2 hours to fall asleep. so i wouldnt recommend that

guy who goes peeing instead of going to pee

when u finish smoking weed down to the filter it emits a little soul like a pikmin

youre supposed to not be like this by my age but whatever

Man who hates the very concept of life and all living beings: I should design portal websites for colleges and job applications