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im always either posting harry du bois or one of those spore fuckers

The best part of this image is that the gorilla isn’t named Mental Disorder - Mental Disorder is the name of the three-foot-tall potato person the gorilla is gently cradling under his arm while it hauls ass at the same speed as a motor vehicle

Me when I see discourse making it’s rounds on tumblr.

Pronouns? Yeah I gots all the pronouns you could want. Bootleg? No, no, you've got it all wrong. They just, uh, fell off the back of a truck. Now, can I interest you in a she/sher? Or how about a nice he/hee? That one's gonna get real popular, lemme tell you what. What? I'm telling you, these are genuine articles of speech. Look kid, I don't normally do this, but you buy a set of, uh, lemme see... not those... you/youse, I'll throw in another pair free. I dunno, for your dog or something. You ever think about your dog's pronouns? I thought not. Cash only.

The beginning.

The first cat memes. 

OG cat memes

Further proof cats invented the internet before humans did. Then took command of the human internet.

Making your characters insanely OP is good for your soul sometimes. Just juice em up. Just crank the dial. Make them absolutely batshit terrifyingly good at what they do