I am creating a life i don’t want to run from i am creating a life i don’t want to run from i am creating a life i don’t want to run from

Victor Frankenstein trying to manifest success on his second attempt.

whenever somebody responds with “I beg your pardon?” assert your dominance by announcing “Then Beg.”

drink my concoction boy

Please, use commas

drink him

characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that

did you imagine your own tragic death a lot as a child or are you normal

#did you hope that someone would kill you on accident as a child so that they would feel guilty for not listening or paying attention to you#as a child or are u normal. just me ok

They made divorce so expensive because they knew ppl would do it for kink reasons

Me & my man getting our bi-yearly divorce so we can yell accusations at each other & then have a hot passionate extramarital affair for about 3 days before we re-marry

May I introduce you to my 23rd husband? (it's been the same guy 23 times)

anyone else Metaphorically chained to a pipe in the saw bathroom of Life

That’s actually incredibly sad.

I hope I will 🤞🤞

Yeah, right (casually reblogs as soon as ive seen it)

will i finally get the set of 5 percy jackson books???

Very true but why does this jpeg look like the fever dream of a dying man

my parents trying to get ahold of me in 1998