misplaced nostalgia

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

We should hang out soon before one of us evolves or disappears

if you have a loving partner or friends to hang out with or a good job or any fun plans coming up or the ability to hold a conversation or any hopes and dreams or are attractive or smart or funny or successful i hope a ceiling fan falls on you

youll be typing the url of one of your beloved mutuals into the search bar on this app and itll first recommend you a Tumblr Community with 2 people in it called like Nova Scotia Scrap Metal Enthusiasts

at the club no drinks.in.fully stone cold sober: what if thsre was a secret city

Face twists with bravery as a chill runs through the air We have to find it.

We have to find it

I met Alex Hirsch today and he drew a little picture in my sketchbook

oh what just because im ugly and unskilled and untalented and incapable and emotionally closed off and weird and uncomfortable you don’t want to be my friend . Wowww