A "home-sweet-home" wall hanging (but its on fire)

if someone gets killed by a grizzly bear or a polar bear it’s like “Damn, that’s unfortunate. Luck of the draw.” but if someone gets killed by a black bear you’re like “What did they do to that bear to make it that angry?”

Grizzly bears? You’re usually fine if you’re minding your business but every once in a while one of them decides to go on a killing spree Sankebetsu brown bear incident style and that can’t be prevented in all circumstances. Polar bears? If it wants to kill you, it will decide to kill you and then do it, not your choice. But black bears? My uncle has been chasing the same bear around his property for years Looney Tunes style with no casualties on either end, what the fuck do you have to do to a black bear to make it want to kill you if chasing one with a broom after it was picking your apples does not provoke them to violence?

(Update: I think adding in a bit of value and color variation helps sell the appeal)

"Give us your government-issued ID to access our app's full features" babydoll you are text messages.

A trope that gets to me: 'guard dog' character and their partner who are both fully aware of it and honestly don't care/kind of like it. Someone says "call your guard dog off" and their partner does call them off. That person, their 'guard dog', is someone who is unreservedly, irrefutably loyal to them. Someone undoubtedly dangerous who is willing to kill, to maim, to obey, simply because of their love for one another. There's no manipulation involved— it is loyalty, brutal, dogged loyalty. And it goes both ways.

@ominous-signs

Official ominous sign(s)

i love poison omelette

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got some kick to it i tell you what

never forget that even though they spend most of their time on the computer photobashing vintage memes and coding gimmick linux distros, your sparkledog still needs to be taken on regular walks for their own mental and physical health! it's very important that your sparkledog have as many opportunities as possible to socialize with other dogs to learn appropriate group behavior and network with other FOSS engineers. your pet, and every beneficiary of the open internet, will thank you!

Thats not true Nefarious Anglerfish

has anyone else noticed that its awesome to have an anthropomorphic animal representation of yourself that you can draw in situations