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Me : *remembers I have a crush on Hancock and Nick Valentine from Fallout 4 and Garrus Vakarian and Legion from Mass Effect*

Me : …

- I’d never played lair of the shadow broker before and let me tell you… the cackle I gave at Shepard deadass decking the yagh straight in the face probably woke my neighbours. she saw that elephant-sized creature of malice and rage and went “well Liara told me to punch it, guess I’ll go for it”. never change Shep. never change. (reminded me of hawke socking the profane – an actual heap of sentient rock – on the jaw. he’s such a disaster I love him so much)

also I love that at least twice a paragon interrupt is smacking someone in the face. ah diplomacy 

- my kingdom for a dlc where you play as someone working under garrus while he’s doing his stint as highly respected reaper expert between me2 and me3 and slowly realizing he spends his downtime watching human romcoms and reading romance novels with a serious unerring focus, taking notes all the while. what a wonderful nerd. truly the perfect man/two meter tall space raptor cat thing. listen honey you don’t need to research human courtship patterns she loves you just the way you are ;__________;

- it is a crime that vega doesn’t get together with cortez if you don’t romance him. their banter is so playful and vaguely homoerotic, this is false advertising bioware

- I’ve actually done all three games on Insanity now! (relatedly…f u c k  the collector ship lol) also I always forget just how much better the gameplay feels in 3, it’s the only one where I’m actively looking forwards to getting into combat

- this replay is making me ever sadder that andromeda wasn’t the space western I wanted and, frankly, deserve. I love this universe so much and they used a johnny cash song for the trailer and actually THIS is false advertising bioware

Fandom:

Me: 

(For reference, here is what Solas has to say about the Blight, darkspawn and the Grey Wardens, all together.)

Solas: Your Order… the Grey Wardens…

Blackwall: What about them?

Solas: The Wardens see themselves as the world’s defense against the Blight, do they not?

Blackwall: Yes… why do you sound so skeptical? Doesn’t everyone know this?

Solas: When an Archdemon rises, they slay it. What will they do when all the Archdemons are slain?

Blackwall: Retire?

Solas: Without Archdemons, there can be no Blights. Is that the reasoning?

Blackwall: Right. Where are you going with this?

Solas: Nowhere. I hope they are correct.

SOLAS // THE DREAD WOLF

↳ I suspect you have questions.