sive drafely

Another wizard has been found torn asunder in Elf Pussy Forest

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

tony soprano would be an ipad dad he would say “i never use that thing” but hes in bed watching animal videos

anyone else been letting the days go by? letting the water hold you down?

Don't ever talk to me or my fictional pathetic man ever again

your best friend who fell to the dark side will really be like “you turned my wife against me!!” my brother in the force you have done that yourself 

"i could fix him" well i could murder him with my voice. shout him apart

parents be like "your mental illness is so hard to deal with" my brother in christ you are the one who caused it

How about you joe Rogan experience the touch of a woman?

a wizard should not be measured by the size of his hat but by the gayness of his earrings