Nice try.

Magic tricks at the hideout

happy pride month, here's the TFGraves standee~

a feeling I do have and will stand by is "While I enjoyed their work overall I did have some gripes that I overlooked out of affection and whimsy, but now that my loyalty is gone and my affection tainted there is nothing holding me back from enumerating my many grievances, to which the revelations of the creator's shittiness may or may not provide a new and infuriating context."

not getting any less ugly

via @soundvave

Dogsitter just casually sent me this photo as if it isnt the most insane thing ive ever seen in my fucking life

Robert Wun "The Sword"

See it in motion - it's worth it!

It not only makes the original joke funnier, it gets funnier the more often it's used.

& more

I open this thing just infrequently enough that it catches me woefully off guard every single fucking time