Welcome to Hell

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There was no way I was not going to share this piratical version of That song. You know of what I speak.

I thought you might have been kidding. oh my god.

“That’s the real ending, you can clap.”

I posted this two years ago and it just got reblogged holy shit how is this still going around?

I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS

every single one of you reblogging this are going to hell

This post literally crashed my phone three times when trying to reblog it

“There’s a cure?!” asked the girl that kills everything she touches.  “Hey shut up we’re perf” replied the girl that makes clouds. 

For real though. Storm has stopped an entire tsunami before. “Makes clouds my ass” she can conjure lightning and tornadoes and is revered as a god in her tribe. She literally changes atmospheric pressure and that’s how she flies. So fuck you. Storm is flawless.

I think you missed the part where the GIRL WHO KILLS EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHES wants to NOT KILL EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHES and everyone dismisses her incredible misfortune just because the lady who is the AVATAR OF THE STORM won the fucking SUPERPOWER LOTTERY

being an adult is just like. oh shit toothpaste is expensive. oh shit popcorn is expensive. oh shit cat food is expensive. oh shit gas is expensive. oh shit water is expensive. oh shi

just wow…