It's So Hanna-Barberaesque

[Mise en scene: In the fascination of an isolated lagoon on some such island, guided by a native gal as could be considered a "dolphin whisperer," guididng curious natives to such a naturally fascinating relationshop] PETER POTAMUS, explaining all in the manner of a rsther eccentric yet likable uncle: If I may just explain, Patrick and Perry ... it's rather important to remember where the dolphin has their own space as much as we do ... and it's important to respect this for to ensure the smoothness of the relationship! THE DOLPHIN WHISPERER, with respectful passion: Basically, you're sharing a dolphin's company when you're with a dolphin, and the feeling can't help but be wonderful--so long as it's done properly! And yet then again, we're proud to be sharing such a love in as natural a milieu as it gets--the ocean itself! PETER POTAMUS: After all, you're sharing space with dolphins when you're in their presence, and they'd appreciate your respecting this for a fact!

Ohhh ... what could feel all the more fascinating than to just be a bear diving underwater, all the while naked and unafraid? And doesn't it feel so ... refreshing, just to spend some time in the clean coolness of the underwater?

Now imagine this further in one of their dive videos ...

[The whole going on over some Puerto Rican coffee such as the two are fond of, know] HONEY, somewhat stunned at the appearance: How was I to know that these particular donuts somehow weren't gathering mold in the warehouse for some time already? Especially when you sense where they look a rather moldy green, to begin with.... SIS, trying to add some levity: And you wonder if it's even scary enough for Scooby-Doo to investigate, or even the Clue Club vis-a-vis the pure food laws! [A brief pause while our gals sample said donuts with coffee, whence Sis picks up the dialogue:] But I will say, ye of the Audio Radiance, the flavour, as much as the concept, is an interesting one--considering that Kwik Trip's locations are in six Midwestern states-- HONEY, interjecting: And in two such, Iowa and Illinois to be exact, they're called Kwik Star to avoid confusion with Quik Trip--with a Q, know! SIS: And at any rate, folks, any initial speculation we may have had about these Mountain Dew Dunkers being mouldy-looking have become pretty much dispelled; come to think of it, the taste is a little on the fascinating side of things! HONEY: Especially with Puerto Rican coffee And just so you know, this is only available for a limited time, so make sure you get several boxes for the sake of novelty value!! SIS, slightly indifferent: Come to think of it, isn't "novelty value" perhaps stretching it? HONEY: Beats me ...

SIS, sharing a bit of amusing trivia about the hometown of one of their regiular correspondents, as in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, Wales: Honey, I bet you didn't know this about Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch-- HONEY, somewhat stunned: What exactly do you mean? SIS: No less than Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch is the birthplace of the Womens' Institute movement in Great Britain ... back in 1916, to be exact! HONEY, stunned: So what exactly is a Womens' Institute, Sis? SIS: They're basically educational and discussion groups for mainly working-class women, sharing recipes and topical discussion. HONEY, with sarcasm obvious: Rather fascinating, if I may say so....

(But then again, imagine the "Long Distance Irradiation" being of advantage fo the likes of Super Snooper and Blabbermouse, Peter Potamus, Scooby Doo or even the Clue Club.)

Another attempt at romance for Shaggy in the offing here?

"In the Wonderland Zoo, We are just urchin bears who Stay at home every night, Never quarrel or fight ..."

ZELDA THE OSTRICH, with much excitement and wonderment: Isn't it rather fascinating, Sheena, to seriously consider diving as a passion ... and to have such a companion as Raquel Wrench! SHEENA THE LIONESS, matter of factly over a Green River, well-chilled: And I certainly have to thank you, Zelda, for lining me up with that film role as certainly got me as much into film as into diving! And I never expected Raquel Wrench to come along and seriously encourage my diving endeavours such that we enjoy diving together every now and then--as much on the screen as in free time! ZELDA THE OSTRICH: Which must be quite the show in and of itself ... even if the movies tend to be low-budget potboilers, judging from appearances! SHEENA THE LIONESS: And the two of us can't help but imagine our doing a series of short films featuring Raquel and myself discerning the beauty of the underwater side of things ... ZELDA THE OSTRICH: Good luck with that concept with you and Raquel!

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[Mise en scene: Mr. Peebles, the ever-harried manager of said pet shop because of a certain Magilla Gorilla he keepts trying to offer as a new kind of housepet, is watching blackhead-popping videos online whose collective title is "Relaxing Time With Spa" on a laptop PC otherwise designed for pet shop-related business on an otherwise slow day therefor ...] MR. PEEBLES, ever the frustrated sort, Magilla or otherwise: Why would anyone want to call a blackhead-popping video "Relaxing Time With Spa," especially when I've got a white elephant in the form of a gorilla for which buyer's remorse seems to be rule more than the exception! Give me a couple weeks at Hot Springs for some realistic "Relaxing Time With Spa" for once! [Meanwhile, in the shop's show window, we find no less than Magilla Gorilla "himself" watching some flicktoonry on his mobile phone] MAGILLA GORILLA, like an excitable schoolboy: You're not going to believe what I'm watching right now, Mr. Peebles-- [Which turns out being a choice extractive of Top Cat, if you ask moi] MR. PEEBLES, perhaps peeved by the blackhead-extraction video perhaps getting borderline grossout, "gag me with a spoon" department, following his going into facepalm: For me, it probably looks like I'll NEED Hot Springs all the sooner!