Following an uncle-nephew dive vis-a-vis Loopy De Loop and his nephew Bon-Bon
[Mise en scene: Some lake in northern Minnesota, which sees the self-appointed "ze good wolf" and his well-meaning nephew as part of a diving excursion with Hokey Wolf and Mildew Wolf. As our vignette opens, we find Loopy and Bon-Bon sitting on a somewhat modest beach by their campsite for a sort of after-the-dive talk.] BON-BON, Loopy's nephew, ever the excitably cheeky one: Geez, Uncle Loopy, wasn't that last dive rather wonderful? LOOPY De LOOP, in that unmistakably French-Canadian accent of his exuding charm as much as confidence: Bon-Bon, mon petit little maple tart, isn't diving just so delightfully fascinating, especially when you're an ur-sea wolf in such company as Hokey and Mildew, so fascinating as we are underwater? And just wearing our lupine selves, to boot?! BON-BON: Especially as we were approaching the lake bottom in such fascinating coolness, the bubbles just tickling away at that wonderful spot between our legs, and how delightful it felt all in all? LOOPY De LOOP, excitably: My little Bon-Bon … doesn't it seem wonderful to feel so aroused underwater like we were, and not feel ashamed about it? [pause] Which, after all, is bound to happen when we're diving; such a feeling of sheer happiness to be felt in a rather fascinating manner like your young penis being aroused so delightfully--think of it as Nature's way of showing happiness most delightfully! BON-BON: Isn't it most fascinating to have an uncle like you, Uncle Loopy? [Whereupon Loopy "himself" pats his Bon-Bon on the head to express approval of such sentiment.]
