LIPPY THE LION, in animated conversation with his myopic hyaenal companion, Hardy Har Har: Hardy my pal ... just imagine what it must be like to be swimming with an actual mermaid, let alone the Weeki Wachee kind! HARDY HAR HAR, as dazed as ever at the suggestion: Oh me ... oh my ... the very idea that my Lippy would want to spend time with a mermaid and make love with her! LIPPY THE LION: Hardy, just picture the scenario to hand: We're out at sea, doing some diving on a whim, and then all of a sudden, a rather fantastic-looking mermaid swims up to us, cradling such substantial breasts as she has! Enough to make yours truly want to spend some quality time with her! HARDY HAR HAR, somewhat unnerved: I, for one, can hardly imagine where you get such ideas, to begin with, Lippy! Besides, aren;t mermaids just objects of fantasy? LIPPY THE LION, incredulous at Hardy;s remark: "Just objects of fantasy"?! Hardy Har Har, next time I take you diving, let's just hope we actually encounter a mermaid or two! HARDY HAR HAR, dumbstruck: With such news, I hardly know myself whether to laugh or to cry myself ...















