It's So Hanna-Barberaesque

Picture Snorky using his trunk to guzzle down a one-litre bottle of seltzer water, with its opening serving as vacuum therefor ...

Particularly in the ursine community of Hanna-Barbera, the "call" in this instance being sexual. And mainly as a stress reliever and relaxanr more than the procreative.

Nothing that a little Hanna-Barbera flicktoonry can't fix.

As in changing the theme in the opening titles from Ken Thorne's theme to the 1963 war film The Legion's Last Patrol (the British title for Commando, BTW) to French bandleader Paul Mauriat's "Avec du soleil et de l'eau" for the sake of "brightness."

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[Mise en scene: In the fascination of an isolated lagoon on some such island, guided by a native gal as could be considered a "dolphin whisperer," guididng curious natives to such a naturally fascinating relationshop] PETER POTAMUS, explaining all in the manner of a rsther eccentric yet likable uncle: If I may just explain, Patrick and Perry ... it's rather important to remember where the dolphin has their own space as much as we do ... and it's important to respect this for to ensure the smoothness of the relationship! THE DOLPHIN WHISPERER, with respectful passion: Basically, you're sharing a dolphin's company when you're with a dolphin, and the feeling can't help but be wonderful--so long as it's done properly! And yet then again, we're proud to be sharing such a love in as natural a milieu as it gets--the ocean itself! PETER POTAMUS: After all, you're sharing space with dolphins when you're in their presence, and they'd appreciate your respecting this for a fact!

Ohhh ... what could feel all the more fascinating than to just be a bear diving underwater, all the while naked and unafraid? And doesn't it feel so ... refreshing, just to spend some time in the clean coolness of the underwater?

Now imagine this further in one of their dive videos ...

[The whole going on over some Puerto Rican coffee such as the two are fond of, know] HONEY, somewhat stunned at the appearance: How was I to know that these particular donuts somehow weren't gathering mold in the warehouse for some time already? Especially when you sense where they look a rather moldy green, to begin with.... SIS, trying to add some levity: And you wonder if it's even scary enough for Scooby-Doo to investigate, or even the Clue Club vis-a-vis the pure food laws! [A brief pause while our gals sample said donuts with coffee, whence Sis picks up the dialogue:] But I will say, ye of the Audio Radiance, the flavour, as much as the concept, is an interesting one--considering that Kwik Trip's locations are in six Midwestern states-- HONEY, interjecting: And in two such, Iowa and Illinois to be exact, they're called Kwik Star to avoid confusion with Quik Trip--with a Q, know! SIS: And at any rate, folks, any initial speculation we may have had about these Mountain Dew Dunkers being mouldy-looking have become pretty much dispelled; come to think of it, the taste is a little on the fascinating side of things! HONEY: Especially with Puerto Rican coffee And just so you know, this is only available for a limited time, so make sure you get several boxes for the sake of novelty value!! SIS, slightly indifferent: Come to think of it, isn't "novelty value" perhaps stretching it? HONEY: Beats me ...