Who’s Your Worm Guy?

im gonna fucking do it. as soon as i figure out what "it" even is. oooo just you wait

I will do anything to be free

Even escape?

I dont know. Can i do that

time to waste the last month of 2013 on the internet

Everyone loves me for my repetitive speech, my odd noises, my constant forgetfulness, and my repetitive speech

Hey bro on a scale of nothingburger to everythingbagel how would you rate our gay sex last night

It’s crazy how homophobes/transphobes are always like “I don’t think gay and trans people should exist in public. How do I explain them to my child?” and gay and trans people are like “Oh okay, I can do it for you. Sometimes boys like other boys and girls like other girls. Sometimes people are told they’re a girl as a child but realize they’re actually a boy or something in between a boy and a girl or no gender at all and vise versa.” and then they ban the books explaining these extremely simple concepts in child friendly terms.

Maybe we can slow-roll abolition by requiring every cop down to the meter maid level pass the bar exam. If that doesn't work we up it to PhD.

if i was a fictional character woukd you guys write fucked up angst fanfic about me yes or no

Not socialist in a “I won’t have to work” type of way but socialist in a “I’ll still be working but I won’t be worried I won’t make the rent” type of way. In a “billions won’t be hoarded by one person” type of way. In a “janitors, fast-food workers, child care workers, preschool teachers, hotel clerks, personal care and home health aides, and grocery store cashiers, will live comfortably” type of way. In a “the sick and elderly will be cared for” type of way. In a “no child should work” type of way.

In a “disabled people live comfortably even and especially if they can’t work” type of way.

In a "no one has to work themselves to the bone for bare survival" kind of way

In a “you don’t have to pick which one to pay for between your rent/medications/food/gas or family” type of way

i do not desire a labubu however i love that the current capitalism craze is a little fucking freak instead of a water bottle or a pair of shoes. i still dont respect it but its kind of endearing to me i suppose. im glad you guys are having fun with your creatures and whatnot