love me or leave me alone

did u miss me while i wasn’t posting

best sleeping conditions: freezing fucking cold room but layers and layers of blankets 

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

The Clarifier would like to make just one more comment

im nonbinary in a way that doesnt really matter

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

In the year 1450 a priest rolls over and slams his hand into his candle, burning him and sending wax flying all over the place

this might be kind of a reach but is there a way for printers to connect to devices so that documents can be printed from them