:-)

I like to listen to lcd soundsystem and pretend I’m 38

Thinking really hard about Ianthe. She convinced her one-sided lesbian situationship to give her a new arm after she got dismembered by a saint. She and her twin sister love to dip their toes into incest sometimes but not in ways you’d expect. She also uses her magic to make herself look sickly so her sister can breast boobily. She and Jesus might be fucking but neither of them probably enjoys it. She voluntarily wore a maid dress in a game show inside her own mind. I hate her. She’s awesome. What is wrong with her.

Oh yeah and there’s also the cannibalism. I guess.

She’s the character ever. She routinely dresses for and inserts herself into scenes as the sex appeal, knowing she looks like a drowned albino rat. She’s smart enough to know going mad with power has consequences and she’s okay with it because she’s also smarter than most of the consequences. She’s canonically cannibalized people and it’s the least interesting thing about her. She’s even gay.

lets make jokes that dont make sense and are bad

"it's inscrutable" maybe to you it is. I scrute it all the time

i scrute the milkfish

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

no 🛩️

anotha one🛩️

The knife? Baby it’s edgy and Dull

come over and form a strange connection wth me

everything is divine punishment if youre delusional enough

I feel like a horse with no name is probably the best song in the world. Not even my Favorite song just the best