down to the gutter; up to the glitter

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

"You don't annoy me anymore, Paul" - guy who is lying

the beatles were taking pills that dont exist anymore in hamburg in the 1960s doing faggot karate onstage and beating each others dicks off until their foreskin turned into brisket

feminist killjoy hours again, what the actual fuck is “weird girl literature” and how often do we acquiesce to the latest degrading gendered advertising campaigns

Women did not fucking pioneer horror, thriller, and science fiction as we know it for publishing to infantilize it into a high school phase

is Stephen king “weird boy literature”? Or does he get to be an adult horror novelist?

why do people need to be domesticated animals for petplay,. u r my lion i bought you illegallu and you are trying to kill me. go

do not have a go at paul mccartney and then tell me your favourite beatles song is anything post revolver. who do you think was driving the bus

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

*looking in the mirror* You are not morrissey. You are a friendly, charming, driven young woman. Not morrissey. Do not think, "I am morrissey"