i'm an innocent victim.

The Clarifier would like to make just one more comment

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

did you know avoidance only makes all of your problems worse. no one has ever discovered this before

I've suspected this for a long time but I usually try not to think about it

Anyways.. I’m gonna start slamming myself into walls for fun

Hey guys you should totally get into this thing i like. Yeah it's mid at best. It also aged poorly. You'll get nothing out of it at all. You'll like the idea of it more than the actual thing. But at least only takes half your natural lifespan to finish it

clap if you're a black hole of a person and have never been satisfied

Come, you simply must meet my associates! This woman right here is a delightful pervert of sorts, and this fellow here, he’s some kind of a fucking idiot.

Four different people at the nursing home I worked at had this clock. It was a lot, let me tell you.