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One of my favorite yuri related things is actually this Japanese article I found once that was like. Directed at younger himejoshi. So I put it through google translate because I was curious and it had a bunch of tips like "if you have a friend who is also a yuri fan... maybe you can go see a movie about girls together! But REMEMBER. Be sure to let her know in advance if you want to be 😳 more than friends 😳" and I genuinely thought it was so funny and cute that it was like "WARNING: we know manga likes to string things along but you cannot do that in real life you need to make your intentions known" LMAO

This counts as a spell

public transportation is fucking terrifying in unfamiliar cities but in my city? in MY city? I'm the king of that shitty little train network. could navigate that with my eyes closed. I sniff the wind and I know when the bus is coming

i dont miss overwatch but i miss the psychosexual dynamics of playing mercy or whatever like. getting to briefly exist in the body of The blender porn girl you know

playing mercy and just thinking wow everybody in this match wants to fuck me

Playing pyro in tf2 is still like this

rural america, rural china, and rural russia all have the exact same energy and acknowledging this is how we will achieve world peace

@uncle-beanbag

Rednecks are worldwide

I wanna be her friend

i couldn’t fix him but i could rail him

Sometimes a factory reset via the prostate is all it takes

If Batman and Spider-Man switched rogues galleries none of their villains would last more than ten minutes against the new enemy

The Joker would have an intense hatred for Spider-Man because Spider-Man is actually funny

That was the exact thought process behind this post