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Zen: uh oh…

Zen: *rolls up newspaper*

Zen: Babe, stay still…

MC: Zen, what are you doi–

I can’t believe I wrote 26 headcanons about Saeran Choi. No regrets.

A: What are/were this character’s best subjects in school?

Math and Art. He’s super outstanding at art in particular and is very good at painting people’s portraits.

B: Do they have any allergies?

Not exactly an allergy, but he’s lactose sensitive. That doesn’t stop him from eating as much ice cream as he can in one sitting though. The regrets come later.

C: Can they swim well?

Nope. He’s scared of water. He’ll never say why.

D: How they react to being flirted with?

HAHA he won’t realise. He would probably accidentally call you out on it like “(Y/N), why do you keep brushing your hand against my arm?”

E: How are they with children?

He’s very reserved around people in general; he doesn’t really talk much. But he does play with children when they ask him to and you can see that he actually really enjoys himself when he’s around them. Also, can somehow calm crying children down really fast? HOW?

F: What’s one thing they’re really bad at?

He can’t interact with people for the life of him. He’s extremely awkward with strangers, so he never expands his circle past the RFA. Actually, it took him a lot of time to open up to the RFA too. He finds the idea of having more than five friends exhausting.

G: How do they flirt?

He says he’s never flirted, but Saeran Choi is a big fat liar.

One time Seven told him to try a pickup line on you, saying that it would be subtle enough for you to fall for. Sad to say “Girl you better have a license, ‘cause you’re driving me crazy” was not at all subtle to you. You called him out and he swore to kill his brother.

He’s still going to try other pick-up lines though.

H: What is their deadly sin?

Secret Ending 1…

I: On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do they love themselves?

1 and a half. He has a lot of self-hatred and guilt and tends to dwell in the past, so you really have to be patient with him and convince him that he’s not a bad person.

J: What’s their sense of humour like?

Unintentional. Sometimes he’ll make a downright rude comment about someone and his frankness just comes off as absolutely hilarious to everyone.

K: How do you know when you’ve upset them?

He’s not expressive about most of his feelings but when he’s upset with someone he would definitely be vocal about it, so if he starts screaming at you, you know you’ve upset him.

L: What is their favourite board game?

Cluedo, because he’s really observant and strategic so he always wins.

M: What is their favourite dessert?

Raspberry ripple ice cream in a wafer cone.

N: What do they usually eat for breakfast?

He strikes me as someone who doesn’t really eat breakfast, but if he actually feels hungry he’d munch on some toast with an excessive amount of peanut butter on it.

O: What would it take to break them, inside and out?

If you bring up the past and blame him for the things that went down in the RFA. He feels really bad about it. After he got over blaming Rika, he started to blame himself a lot. He knows it’s partially his fault but he tries to move on from it, so instead of dwelling in the past with him, force him to look at the present.

P: How do they handle money?

He was never given the opportunity to handle money, so once he starts earning his own, he’d be really scared and paranoid about overspending and losing all his money.

He’d ask Jaehee to help him out and teach him how to do budgeting. Once he has an ample amount of savings he’d probably indulge in stuff like comic books or video games. Nothing too expensive.

Q: Are they patient?

HAHAHAHA NOPE. Seven’s five minutes late? Dead to him.

R: What are their hands like?

Calloused, but not necessarily dry because he has really sweaty palms. He also likes to keep his nails short and has a small birthmark on one of his knuckles.

S: How stealthy are they?

Hella. I don’t think I have to explain this.

T: Where are they ticklish?

NECK. Not very ticklish at his sides.

U: What’s their voice like?

When he’s not trying to be freaking creepy (ahem, Christmas DLC phone call), he actually has a very pleasant speaking voice. Pretty calm, not too deep, not too high.

V: What’s the easiest way to annoy them?

Join forces with Seven and do whatever he tells you to do. It’s guaranteed that whatever you end up doing will annoy Saeran.

W: Can they dance?

Very awkwardly. He just can’t get his hips into it.

X: What’s their most petty little secret?

He got so mad at Seven once that he dipped Seven’s toothbrush into the toilet bowl. He’s never told him.

Y: What is one question they’ve always wanted an answer to?

How would my life have turned out if I’d been born into a proper, functional family?

I need to stop being so angsty.

What happens inside a caterpillar’s pupa while they’re changing into a butterfly?

Z: How do they sleep?

In a fetal position while hugging a bolster. He can do without a head pillow but he needs the DAMN. BOLSTER.

I’m open to more requests!

Hello, this is Cheritz.

This may seem sudden, but do you know about the Lyrid meteor shower of April?

The Lyrid meteor shower has been falling to Earth every April, with the record of being more than 2000 years old!

But we know that RFA has someone whose beauty can outrival the shooting stars themselves…!

It’s the galaxy’s brightest star, ZEN! And like the shooting stars, his birthday falls in the month of April as well!

April 1st is also known as April Fool’s Day!

ZEN has had a history of receiving jokes and pranks on his birthday because of this! It seems like even celebrities have problems of their own!

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 From an outsider’s perspective, everything seems perfect. Seems. 

What people don’t know is that at least twice a month, your husband would wake up in cold sweat and stay awake for the next few hours. What he doesn’t know is that you know it’s because of Rika. He doesn’t know he mutters her name in his sleep sometimes. He doesn’t know that more often than not you end up waking up to find him getting out of bed sniffling, and he doesn’t know that you know he’s lying when he says that it’s just his allergies acting up.

At first you don’t say anything. At first you think this will pass, he’ll move on. But it’s been seven years. He hasn’t moved on, he’s just gotten better at hiding it. He doesn’t want you to think that he’s still not over the death of his favourite relative, his inspiration; the reason why he’s even a veterinarian in the first place.

Once, you found him sitting on the sofa, with Lisa in his lap, staring at nothing. He had had a bad day at work. He had to put a dog down and he beat himself up for it. He blamed himself for not being able to save her. The dog looked just like Sally. That was the only thing he said. That night, he sat on the balcony staring at the sky until you finally managed to convince him to go to bed.

You know he’s still broken. If it had been another man, you honestly would have been reluctant to stay, because you’re scared. You’re scared of the outcome. What’s gonna come out of this? Is he just gonna be like that for the rest of his life? Are you being a good enough support for him? Is he just gonna leave you eventually?

But you know how Yoosung is. He’s stronger than he thinks he is. He loves you so unconditionally and you’ve known this from the start when he risked his life for you and the RFA. He doesn’t tell you about his problems as much because he doesn’t want you to carry his burdens. He just wants you to be happy when you’re with him. He doesn’t want to scare you away.

If you could choose any man in the world to spend the rest of your life with, it would still be him. But you don’t want him to suffer anymore.

“Yoosung?”

“Yes, darling?”

“We need to talk. What do you think about getting a therapist?”

Hooray my exams are over! To celebrate I decided to finish my Yoosung X MC mini-fic thing, which I had previously done for Zen. I had said that if that blew up I’d write for the other characters as well and oh my goodness it has 878 notes now!

This is way longer than the first one I had written. I don’t know if I had made it obvious enough but the main headcanon in this story is that Yoosung actually has PTSD which he carried even into his marriage. My poor boy. Whether you love or hate Rika you gotta feel sorry for him :(

Anyway, I’d like to dedicate this to those who had especially replied and reblogged asking for more of these. I hope you enjoy this! And once again if this gets a lot of notes I’ll prioritise the Jaehee one and it’ll come out faster :D

Jaehee: It’s cold.

Yoosung: Nice cup of coffee.

Jaehee: It’s horrible.

Yoosung: Cup of coffee.

Jaehee: I’m not even sure if this is coffee.

MC: Awwww.

Seven: If I were a gardener, you'd be my hoe.

Do you ever think about how if Saeran ever died, Seven would have to deal with the fact that every time he looked in a mirror he would see his dead brother????