No More Corn! Pulitzer Campaign

oh to be in a musical written by my grandmother about my ancestor that was forced to marry a ruthless ruler so she killed him with her bare hands and was gifted a country as thanks for her bravery

another one of my favourite princess diaries things is that in the last book of the original series, mia writes a medieval (?) era erotic fiction under a pen name and ands the manuscript to j.p, michael and tina. and tina is like did you write smutty fanfiction about yourself and michael?! and mia's like wtf no?! (the answer is yes) and jp reads it and is like ewww guh-ross but michael is like this is the best thing i have ever read in my life.

Meg cabot was crazy for randomly killing off mr gianini

i love the princess diaries books so much. is there anything funnier than mia starting a conspiracy theory around justin baxendale because he was always at her locker. (he was just borrowing josh's notes.) mia describing michael's eyes as a peat bog. grandmere ripping up mia's list of the most inspiring women in her opinion when it had her literal mother on the list. mia thinking the gun in lars' jacket was a third arm. j.p. having a diary. mia's tall ass not knowing who 'tall drink of water' was about. how they kept locking boris in the closet. the lobster bisc.

When I was a kid, before I saw “The Princess Diaries”, I thought her name was Princess Diaries. Like there was Princess Diana and she was Princess Diaries.